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June 18, 2010

Whew! That's a Relief!

Turns out our star crossed lovers were married, after all.

Trust the media to get it wrong every time.

Posted by Cassandra at June 18, 2010 11:06 AM

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What, that this story was not about. . .naaaah, the day is just too nice for a mean joke like that. ;)

Posted by: smitty at June 18, 2010 11:23 AM

I wonder who got to remove the garter.

Posted by: Cousin Dave at June 18, 2010 11:32 AM

I am just hoping that the bride did not wear white.

Brazen hussy...

Posted by: Cass, Ghetto Atty. Esq. at June 18, 2010 11:33 AM

I would imagine there wasn't exactly a stampede to catch the bouquet...

Posted by: BillT at June 18, 2010 11:42 AM

Brazen hussy...

Who'd a-thunk it -- a bovine vixen.

Posted by: BillT at June 18, 2010 11:44 AM

I imagine it was hard to get her to part with the bouquet, too.

Posted by: Grim at June 18, 2010 12:46 PM

As my marital rights professor used to say about gay marriage: "Do you think we should just let them continue living together in sin?"

Posted by: Texan99 at June 18, 2010 12:52 PM

I liked the companion story, man marries pillow.

The "cows are licking my house" story was also pretty good. Darn cows are causing all sorts of trouble these days. Home wreckers.

Posted by: Allen at June 18, 2010 12:58 PM

Gives Rawhide a whole nother meaning.

Posted by: Rowdy Yates at June 18, 2010 12:58 PM

In my humble opinion, they should have drowned the young arsehole and let the cow have all the bouquets she wanted...

Posted by: olga at June 18, 2010 01:27 PM

We now bring you an update on last weeks ritual sacrifice of Lilith, a seductive cow from the coastal village of Yeh Embang.

We have just learned that village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa forced Lilith and Gusti Ngurah Alit to marry despite their protests that they were just good friends.

Further, we have an unnamed source in the Hague who says that Chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa is facing a criminal investigation for Bovinicide.

While standing in front of the assembled village livestock earlier today, village press secretary, Robare Putu Sudra Gibbsu, deflected questions on the incident citing the on-going investigation by the International World Court.


This is Ron Burgundy reporting from the stockyards in Fort Worth.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at June 18, 2010 02:07 PM

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