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September 28, 2010

Elmo Kicks Some Serious Butt

Via BOQ, apparently the Blog Princess spoke too soon:

"The man who was wearing the Elmo costume was already in the store when the suspect entered the store and was physically aggressive towards customers and staff," Winter Park police said in a statement. "The suspect in this case suffered broken fingers and was taken to the hospital where he would receive treatment for his injuries and undergo a mental evaluation. The man dressed as Elmo was the victim in this incident and was not injured."

Who knew Elmo was such a stud muffin?

Posted by Cassandra at September 28, 2010 02:45 PM

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You just *had* to go and Google furries, didn't you?

Posted by: BillT at September 28, 2010 03:18 PM

Or was full of mad stuffin'

Posted by: Cricket at September 28, 2010 03:34 PM

Somethings are better left
, UnkaBill.

Posted by: Boquisucio at September 28, 2010 03:44 PM

Oh, like *you* would take that advice...

Posted by: BillT at September 28, 2010 03:56 PM

Google 'furries' or furies? Inquiring minds...

Posted by: Cricket at September 28, 2010 07:00 PM

Elmo this and Elmo that! Does a certain polar bear know that he has lost your affection? Hmmmmm??

Posted by: DL Sly at September 28, 2010 08:36 PM

I think this story is related to Ms. Perry singing a duet. He might have been defending her honor or fighting off a jealous type.

Posted by: Cricket at September 28, 2010 09:37 PM

Thus making him a furry in a fury, or an angrified Alecto, or a Tisiphone in a tizzy, or a Megaerean muppet -- to wit, an Erinyean Elmo!

Posted by: BillT at September 29, 2010 03:43 AM

Maybe the "alledgedly" [sic] agitated customer was only trying to tickle Elmo...

Posted by: camojack at September 30, 2010 01:15 AM

This is puppet cruelty. Guns shouldn't kill people.

Posted by: Ymarsakar at October 1, 2010 11:11 AM