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February 21, 2012
Self-Evidently Self-Evident Quote of the Day
"He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you're not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman,"
And don't pretend you all have never had the exact. same. problem.
Posted by Cassandra at February 21, 2012 07:22 PM
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A new peak in jurisprudence...
Strauss-Kahn: Do the naked women at your party, ahem, charge for their affections?
Party Host: Why no, they do not.
Strauss-Kahn: I thought you said the naked women at your party do not charge.
Party Host: Those are not the naked women I invited.
Perfect, the Clouseau Defense.
Posted by: Allen at February 21, 2012 08:37 PM
Interesting.
Without asking, how would one go about determining whether a naked lady were a professional or simply an enthusiastic amateur?
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano, dues paying member of the Oink Cadre, who is ignoring the point at February 21, 2012 08:53 PM
Easy, you offer them a cigar and see where it goes from there....
Posted by: The Wizzerd of Izz at February 21, 2012 09:03 PM
Certainly, it's never occurred to me to wonder whether a naked woman encountered at a party might be a prostitute.
Posted by: Grim at February 21, 2012 10:28 PM
One thinks of the mighty who have fallen all because they couldn't keep their zipper up ;-)
Posted by: Bill Brandt at February 22, 2012 08:33 AM
Oh, I'm pretty sure he's not going to "fall" over these allegations. But I'll admit, when I first heard the story on the radio, I laughed out loud. Because his defense is so ridiculously obvious. "I was at an orgy, how was I supposed to know these women weren't just volunteers begging to participate?" The ego needed for a man of his age to justify mentally that young, attractive women were just lining up to sleep with men like him, a la buffet, is both astonishing, and sadly believable.
"Certainly, it's never occurred to me to wonder whether a naked woman encountered at a party might be a prostitute."
To be fair, the only naked females I've ever seen at a party were infants running around after their bath. I seriously doubt they were prostitutes.
Posted by: MikeD at February 22, 2012 09:06 AM
Why don't *I* ever get invited to those sorts of parties?
Posted by: Lonely Man at February 22, 2012 09:12 AM
Wait a minute.
The guy is basically is admitting that he regularly attends orgies, and what concerns people is that the women might have been paid?
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 22, 2012 09:27 AM
The ego needed for a man of his age to justify mentally that young, attractive women were just lining up to sleep with men like him, a la buffet, is both astonishing, and sadly believable.
You nailed it, Mike.
Posted by: Cassandra at February 22, 2012 09:36 AM
You nailed it, Mike.
That's what she said?
*runs away*
Posted by: MikeD at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM
You keep using that word prostitute. I do not think it means what you think it means.
By the way, what kind of cigar is most suitable for the dowsing rod?
And fuddy-duddy that I am, I have to ask: is the Fat Man actually suggesting that it's wrong to cheat on his wife only if the...person (there's my nod to PC)...were paid for the deed?
Eric Hines
Posted by: E Hines at February 23, 2012 11:05 AM
"By the way, what kind of cigar is most suitable for the dowsing rod?"
This one, of course!
Posted by: The Wizzerd of Izz at February 23, 2012 06:53 PM
A new peek?
*running away*
Posted by: Carolyn at February 28, 2012 10:58 PM
:)
Posted by: Cassandra at February 29, 2012 06:50 AM