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March 23, 2012

Today in Art News

So the Princess finally decided to decorate her office after months of looking at mostly bare walls and blah furniture. She bought a silk tree shrub and a few autumn landscapes for the walls...

... and then it happened. What always happens once you finally make a decision: you find that perfect something you were looking for.

If that isn't the quintessential office picture, we don't know what would be. Perhaps this little gem will come up for sale:

The_Biting_Pear_of_Salamanca_by_ursulav.jpg

We confess that we were oddly obsessed by quite taken with the Sumo Chipmonk and the giraffes loitering in the background. Of course it might be safer to stick to a more well known artist:

vangogh.jpg

Still, when it comes to making a statement it's hard to beat The Biting Pear of Salamanca. Feel free to suggest your favorite object d'art in the comments section.

It's Friday, peoples.

Update: Sweet. Merciful. God.

bitch_please.jpg

I knew I should not have gotten out of bed this morning.

Posted by Cassandra at March 23, 2012 12:08 PM

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Elvis in his prime on black velvet.

Classic.

Posted by: Bill Brandt at March 23, 2012 12:43 PM

Don't forget the dogs playing poker.
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at March 23, 2012 01:07 PM

*note to self: must resist urge to photoshop frilly panties...Must. Resist. Urge...*

Posted by: Snarkammando at March 23, 2012 01:10 PM

Silence, foolish mortal!

Posted by: Frilly Panties of Fascism at March 23, 2012 02:53 PM

I'm partial to these for the office. I actually have a print of l'Elephant in my family room.

l'Elephant

and

Melting Clock

Since I can't embed images in Comments....

The melting clock seems seriously a propos to the cube fields.

Eric Hines

Posted by: E Hines at March 23, 2012 03:07 PM

A lot of food for thought in that pear saying "cheese" for the chipmunk. I picture people wandering into your office saying, "Cassandra, I need you to . . . wait . . . why is the chipmunk wearing . . ." and drifting off into a reverie.

Add a Captain America poster, and you're there. Who's to say whether you're being ironic?

Posted by: Texan99 at March 23, 2012 04:23 PM

I got some pictures I could send ya....
heh
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at March 23, 2012 04:43 PM

Criminee, just when I thought I had enough "goosing" today. The first was when I was out stuccoing the horse house. I was squatting/kneeling down, shirt rides up, jeans ride down and the inevitable happens. Exposed, ahem, upper tuckus. Unbeknownst to me the trusty steed was right behind me. That blast of air down the back as he blew his lips was a real jump up and do the horsetown boogy.

This to Brutus?

Posted by: Allen at March 23, 2012 09:09 PM

Is the "A" on Barky's helmet for "Anarchy"?

Posted by: MathMom at March 24, 2012 09:25 AM

Actually, MM it's his Asshat.

Posted by: Snarkammando at March 25, 2012 09:17 AM

Snarkammando -

:o)

Posted by: MathMom at March 25, 2012 01:07 PM

"Actually, MM it's his Asshat."

Considerin' the wings on that thing, I reckon it goes a long way t'wards explainin' many of his facial expressions.

Posted by: Larry at March 25, 2012 01:18 PM

I see your "The Scream"
and raise you Dorian Grey

Posted by: tomg51 at March 27, 2012 01:12 PM

I was always partial to "Grand Piano Being Sodomized by a Bust of Voltaire" by Dali. It is just so absurdly funny.

Posted by: Justthisguy at April 1, 2012 12:36 PM

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