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June 22, 2012

Been There, Didn't Get the T-Shirt

And don't pretend this kind of thing doesn't happen to you all the time:

A “bunch of leprechauns” beat up a man in Belltown on Saturday, the bruised and bloodied victim told police.

Police say they received reports about the fight around 1:55 a.m. on Bell Street near the Alaskan Way Viaduct, but when they arrived they saw numerous people running from the scene.

Police then saw a man on the ground, who was covered in blood and holding his head and screaming in pain.

When police asked the man who was involved in the fight he said, “It was a bunch of leprechauns,” that were mad because he was dancing with a girl, according to police.

He told police one of the assailants was wearing a white tank top, but could not provide any more details about the leprechauns.

Posted by Cassandra at June 22, 2012 01:27 PM

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He's lucky they didn't make him wear the green shoes.

Posted by: Grim at June 22, 2012 01:47 PM

Und peeple always laughed at me fer taking me canvas bag to tha pub.

Dun't leave 'ome without it says I.

Absolutely dun't when you anticipate a pint or a few may come your way.

Posted by: Darby O'Gill at June 22, 2012 02:28 PM

Hmmm. If I was a jerk, would I rather claim to have been beaten up by a gang of leprechauns or by a flock of young ladies who took exception to my attempts to separate one of them from their sisters-in-drinking? Hmmm.

Posted by: htom at June 22, 2012 03:52 PM

They're always after me lucky charms!

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechaun at June 22, 2012 03:57 PM


Posted by: Darby O'Gill at June 22, 2012 04:19 PM

I knew just what I was dealing with, officer, the moment I saw the white tank top.

Posted by: Texan99 at June 22, 2012 06:27 PM

...and I thought leprechauns were nice.

Or maybe they were just drunk leprechauns .

Is this a private fight or an anyone join?

Posted by: Bill Brandt at June 23, 2012 01:19 AM

Not "all the time," you know. Just once a year.

Posted by: Tom at June 27, 2012 01:52 AM

I'm still jonesing on the leprechaun in the white tank top.

Tom! Is that you? :)

Posted by: Cassandra at June 27, 2012 07:05 AM