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October 10, 2012

Are Your Pets Plotting Your Demise?

If you are owned by a cat, it's a distinct possibility:

We saw this late last night whilst ordering a book for our Kindle. We're not saying that cats are Evil...

We're just sayin'.

Posted by Cassandra at October 10, 2012 12:26 PM

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"DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches."


Posted by: Texan99 at October 10, 2012 01:18 PM

Are they plottingM/b> my demise? No. Certainly Not.

Plotted? Hmmmmmmm. Maybe.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 10, 2012 02:06 PM

That explains why Puff is constantly licking my face. She is taste-testing me...

She had me fooled into thinking she was a dog; jumping on my lap and giving me kisses. Her best trick is to get on her hind legs, and beg for skritches.

Well, I have her number.

Posted by: Carolyn at October 10, 2012 02:21 PM

Wow, you got her one of those Obamaphones?!
Wonder who is first on speed dial.....

Posted by: DL Sly at October 10, 2012 04:34 PM

How dare you mock my lack of opposable thumbs!

Posted by: Puff at October 11, 2012 08:35 AM

U no haz thumz?
I haz thumz.
Y u no haf thumz?
Meesah tink u Dog in Kat kloth. U no fool Meesah.
Meesah call Person - cuz I haz thumbz.

Posted by: Shadow the Polydactyl PITA at October 11, 2012 11:15 AM

U haz polydactyl appendages? U knowz a good plasical surgeon who no work on Nan Pelousy?

Posted by: Puff on Meds at October 12, 2012 09:24 AM

Meesah no need plasical fish-guy. Meesah speshul. Meesah haz five toez on butt-feet.
Meesah obviously Kat God.
Want proovz?
Meesah Person follow Meesah everwhere Meesah walk and run when Meesah run.
Meesah Person alwayz offer tribute to Meesah when sunbeam come back after Big Sleep.
Meesah Person tell Meesah everthing from catnip wishez to ball under cold box bummer.

Oh, and Meesah haz thumz.

Posted by: Shadow the Polydactyl PITA at October 13, 2012 02:54 PM