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October 15, 2012

Moving the Goalposts Caption Contest


Do your worst, haters :)

Posted by Cassandra at October 15, 2012 07:27 AM

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It's the big one

I'ma comin' Lizabeth...

Posted by: Grady at October 15, 2012 09:34 AM

Slide the VTOTUS over a bit more in this direction...

Posted by: OleJoe at October 15, 2012 09:37 AM

"Of course you can't see it. It's a divine teleprompter!"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2012 09:38 AM

Him? That can't be Paul Ryan. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him.

[To Ryan] If I stretch my neck and grin at you, will I get a chance to rant like a mad Englishmen?

Posted by: Longshanks at October 15, 2012 09:43 AM

Move that halon nozzle a little closer, these slacks aren't flame retardant ya know...

Posted by: Fire Marshall Bill at October 15, 2012 09:49 AM

Alright Economy, just fall down, I'll catch you!

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 15, 2012 10:23 AM

I'm Saved! Hallelujah, I'm Saved!

Eric Hines

Posted by: E Hines at October 15, 2012 11:18 AM

...and then I saw this giant chalupa in the sky... it was singing... singing "blame it on the boss with ova"

Posted by: George Pal at October 15, 2012 11:50 AM

Trying to raise the level of statemenship after accusations the Romney/Ryan ticket was trying to kill Big Bird, Mr. Biden lays the blame for the Green Bay Packers loss to Seattle on the GOP Candidates for their anti-unionism stances.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 15, 2012 12:01 PM

singing "blame it on the boss with ova"

Now that's gotta be a winner.

Eric Hines

Posted by: E Hines at October 15, 2012 12:33 PM

"Now I will count to three, and when I clap my hands, you voters will not remember anything. One..."

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2012 12:33 PM

My faves:


Move that halon nozzle a little closer, these slacks aren't flame retardant ya know...

Posted by: Fire Marshall Bill at October 15, 2012 09:49 AM

Alright Economy, just fall down, I'll catch you!

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 15, 2012 10:23 AM

"Now I will count to three, and when I clap my hands, you voters will not remember anything. One..."

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2012 12:33 PM

Posted by: Texan99 at October 15, 2012 12:39 PM

"'ow I will count to three, and when I clap my hands, you voters will not remember anything. One...'"

Two...
Three...
Four
*clap*

Posted by: DL Sly at October 15, 2012 12:55 PM

"Help me, Obama! You're my only hope...and change."

"Beam me up, Valerie! There's too much intelligent life on this planet!!"

"And I swear to God, her a$$ was this big getting off that plane from Spain."

"Okay, you got me, Bill does know what the definition of *is* is."

Posted by: Snarkammando at October 15, 2012 01:00 PM

"Oh, look, a softball!"

Posted by: Grim at October 15, 2012 01:40 PM

Good one, Grim.

Posted by: Texan99 at October 15, 2012 01:47 PM

Biden:

"...after healing the oceans, Brother Barack will eliminate the Laffer Curve and tax dollars will rain down like manna from heaven!"

Posted by: Cassandra at October 15, 2012 02:24 PM

. . . and then I heard the Voice of The Most Holy Obama call unto me: "Joseph, leave aside thy gaffeing, thy mind, and thy dignity! Come follow Me and become a bullshitter of men."
-- First Epistle of Joseph to the SEIU, Chapter 2, verse 14.

Posted by: a former european at October 15, 2012 02:35 PM

To everyone's amazement, Biden began doing "The YMCA" motions to distract the crowd from Ryan's discussion of the administration's policy failures.

Posted by: a former european at October 15, 2012 02:40 PM

Asked about how the Obama administration plans to cut taxes on the middle class, Biden responded "Five dollar, Five dollar foot-looooooong!"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2012 02:52 PM

Biden readies to catch the falling baby and Ryan just sits and looks on......

Really, it wasn't planned, it just happened!!!!!

Posted by: tomg51 at October 15, 2012 04:04 PM

"Oh, so now YOU'RE Jack Kennedy, too?"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2012 04:17 PM

"How big is my ego? Soooooooooooooooooooooooo Big!"

Posted by: Cass, Now With 25% More Nattitude! at October 15, 2012 06:31 PM

As God is my witness, I thought Obama would be able to balance the budget.

Posted by: htom at October 15, 2012 06:32 PM

AFE -- YMCA -- great.

Posted by: Texan99 at October 15, 2012 10:54 PM

"Jeezus Christmas! What do I have to do to win a caption contest around here!"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 16, 2012 06:42 PM

Joe refuses to return his soul to Tip O'Neill.

Posted by: Carolyn at October 16, 2012 08:05 PM

Joe Biden sees a burning Bush.

Posted by: La Femme Crickita at October 16, 2012 09:53 PM

"Yeah, well, the deficit was thiiiiiis big!"

Posted by: PuffOnMeds at October 17, 2012 08:03 AM

Ryan: But I don't want to have your ego.
Biden: Why not? My ego has HUGE... tracks of land.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 19, 2012 11:23 AM