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October 04, 2012

The Shadow Knows Caption Contest

Due to repeated requested from DL Sly, let's see if we can get these to take off again. We promise to judge the results:

Posted by Cassandra at October 4, 2012 12:27 PM

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"This isn't the right teleprompter!"

Posted by: Carolyn at October 4, 2012 12:53 PM

"They like me. They really like me!"

Posted by: Cass at October 4, 2012 12:53 PM

"This isn't the right teleprompter!"

Obama:

"Note to self: next time, get talking points from *Constitution*, not Saul Alinsky."

Posted by: Cass at October 4, 2012 12:57 PM

Mr. Romney: "The role of government -- look behind us: the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence."

Mr. Obama thinks....oO("Are you serious?")

Posted by: Grim at October 4, 2012 01:12 PM

The shadow agrees to redistribute some desperately needed weight to the pouting mass standing in front of the lights. The empty chair protests.

Posted by: bthun at October 4, 2012 01:13 PM

"I once caught an election THIS BIG!"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at October 4, 2012 01:32 PM

"A shadow of itself after these four years."

Eric Hines

Posted by: E Hines at October 4, 2012 01:32 PM

Good ones!

"A shadow of itself after these four years."

Painful, but funny too.

Posted by: Cass at October 4, 2012 03:20 PM

I'm still pretty
Oh so pretty
Still pretty
Eye candy to all

Posted by: George Pal at October 4, 2012 04:04 PM

Guess I picked the wrong debate to quit smoking

Posted by: tomg51 at October 4, 2012 05:21 PM

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

[groan]

Posted by: Cass, Now With 25% More Nattitude! at October 4, 2012 06:01 PM

Seeing the future, The Shadow attempts to hitch a ride to anywhere, other than Magness Arena.

Posted by: Edgar Cayce at October 4, 2012 06:09 PM

Next on "The People's Choice:" Newly discovered rap sensation "DJ TeeJay" riffs his revolutionary hip-hop-hit "Cons-Ta 2-Shun." Git sum!

Posted by: spd rdr at October 4, 2012 06:35 PM

A spectre is haunting Obama — the spectre of The Constitution.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 5, 2012 08:59 AM

Upon catching a glimpse of the shadowy figure, Obama squealed, "No, no, you can't be here. We put you in Exile!"

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 5, 2012 09:02 AM

Yes, Yes, to any Lefties reading: I know that's the DoI. But the USCon worked better with the jokes. Get over it.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 5, 2012 09:05 AM

The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were supposed to be dead. Obama was stunned when Mitt invoked secret, forbidden phrases from them that robbed Obama of his oratorial mojo.

Posted by: Carolyn at October 5, 2012 09:49 AM

"In A World where the Declaration of Independence just won't stay dead, a man stands alone to defend his administration against the shadowy forces of Zombie Declaration"

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at October 5, 2012 01:36 PM

"In A World where the Declaration of Independence just won't stay dead, a man stands alone to defend his administration against the shadowy forces of Zombie Declaration""
One humble man, Agustus AhUhious and his cadre of Czars...

//Cues up Tony Bennett to croon the unwashed with the Theme from the Pied-piper aka The Shadow of your Bile.//

Posted by: Pseudolus -- A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Election at October 5, 2012 01:58 PM

John Hancock 1, Barack Obama, zero.

Posted by: Purple Raider at October 5, 2012 02:40 PM

Purple! Wassssssup? :)

Posted by: Yogi Cassidhartha Das at October 5, 2012 02:50 PM

If the Media sees the President's shadow at the first debate, we get four more weeks of propaganda!

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at October 5, 2012 09:59 PM

Little boy Barry
Was looking right scary,
When Mitt eyed his *government-approved, low-cal, free-range, gluten-free beet pie*

He jambed in his thumb,
And pulled out a ......

Hey! Who took my beet?!
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at October 6, 2012 02:02 PM

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