December 03, 2012
Caption Contest Winners!
The winners of the "Oh Yeah, I *So* Went There" Caption Contest await your applause:
Snarkammando hits a single to First Base:
FFI:"Hohhmme, home of the duranged,
Where our private parts flap in the breeze.
And seldom is heard,
a clue bat's last word,
But the dog whistles blow in the trees."
TomG51 steals 2nd:
Whew. At least it wasn't a nativity scene on public property....spd rounds Third base and heads for home:
The dangers of hiring cut-rate Chippendales to deliver your birthday greetings.
You mean I'm not having that dream where I've shown up to work naked?
And the winners of the MacArthur Park Caption Contest are...
The indefatigable mr rdr:
"I stood in the rose garden and I told the American people and the world that we were going to find out exactly what happened, that this was an act of terror, and also said that we're going to hunt down whomever it was that left the cake out in the rain."Sir Don of Brouhaha:
"Leaving the cake out in the rain is a false choice. As I have often said, you can't have your cake and the rain, too."
Barack Obama does not get wet. Water gets him instead. He *is* the most interesting President in the world.Honorable mentions go to:
"$400,000 a year salary, a million bucks in book and recording royalties, and I can't swing by Target to pick up a @#$@ umbrella."
I think you can get in a quick 9 before the heavy stuff comes downThanks to everyone who participated!
Posted by Cassandra at December 3, 2012 04:20 AM
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