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May 20, 2013

The Bard of Benghazi

The Queen's Henchmen
request the pleasure of your company
at a Lynching -
to be held
at 23rd and C Streets NW
on Tuesday, December 18, 2012
just past sunset.

Dress: Formal, Masks and Hoods-
the four being lynched
must never know the identities
of their executioners, or
whose sin required their sacrifice.

A blood sacrifice-
to divert the hounds-
to appease the gods-
to cleanse our filth and
satisfy our guilty consciences


Meanwhile, the Editorial Staff are still wondering what kind of "thorough investigation" fails to uncover not one but three whistleblowers, or declines to interview the person at the top, declaring her "uninvolved".

Well, at least they got that last one right.

Posted by Cassandra at May 20, 2013 07:28 AM

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Thanks for this, Cassandra. I went poking around and found Mr. Maxwell's poetry blog. So far, this is my favorite:

A Walk Down Franklin Way

Posted by: Elise at May 20, 2013 10:40 AM

There once was a man from Iraq
Who pretended he knew all the facts
Baghdad Bob was his name
His reports were insane
But at least he didn't work for the Department of Justice.

Don't try this at home, kids.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 20, 2013 03:25 PM

Then, it was "too soon",
Now it's ancient history.
No questions for you!

Posted by: Jay Carney, Poet Laureate at May 20, 2013 04:46 PM

A through investigation that's read all of the White House approved press releases.

Posted by: htom at May 20, 2013 09:03 PM

Careful faux Jay, it appears 'they' are looking for people like you.
. . . and it's not a good sign that 'they' think it is so easy to muzzle career civil servants & members of our military (referring to rumored Special Ops Vet that wishes to testify).

Best Regards,

Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 20, 2013 10:38 PM