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June 13, 2013

Ed Snowdon: Sex Marathoner

Good Lord:

My [ex?] girlfriend is the most amazing girl I’ve ever dated. She’s one of those who even wanted it more than me, sometimes, and would kind of sadly paw at my man-totem like a cat after it has killed the prey. Some of it comes from natural sex drive, yes, but this same girl took like six months to get into bed the first time.

This is incredibly touching. Even after she heartlessly toyed with his dead man totem, he still pines for her.

Posted by Cassandra at June 13, 2013 07:21 PM

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some people just beg to be mocked.
betcha she has already found another totem . . .

Posted by: CAPT Mike at June 13, 2013 08:54 PM

I suspect that mental image is going to torment me for a long, long time...

Posted by: Cassandra at June 13, 2013 10:07 PM

Aieee! It burns, it burns. I have decided I only want to know one thing and one thing only about this whole thing.

Has the person that hired this clown, and gave him any proximity to classified info, been fired?

"my man-totem"

That's a capital crime in and of itself.

Posted by: Allen at June 13, 2013 11:10 PM

Well, we already knew he enjoys leaking... uh... perhaps that's not the best word here. Divulging, perhaps? Divulging information that some folks wish he wouldn't.

Posted by: MikeD at June 14, 2013 09:35 AM

"Man-totem" - that's a capital crime in and of itself.

I dunno, he sounds like my kind of guy.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at June 14, 2013 10:07 AM

Edward ("TMI") Snowden.

Posted by: Texan99 at June 14, 2013 11:21 AM

Ew.

Posted by: Sex Kitten at June 14, 2013 10:33 PM