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July 24, 2013

WEINER!!!!

We must say we are disappointed with our Anthony Wiener sexting name.

"Rolando Furtive" just doesn't have the same ring to it as Carlos Danger. We put the Spousal Unit's and our sons' names in. Son #2's was somewhat better:

Narciso Adventure. Typing in our Facebook pseudonym (we don't trust Facebook enough to use our real name) yielded "Benito Evil".

We like that one very much.

Posted by Cassandra at July 24, 2013 08:12 AM

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My real name: Ricardo Verboten

That's right, I'm too sexy, by LAW!

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 24, 2013 11:39 AM

Using my Nom de Blog: Feliciano Catastrophe

Well, that's probably closer to reality.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 24, 2013 11:40 AM

Too funny! Last night when I first saw this, I typed in the Unit's name and he got something-Catastrophe.

By the time I'd looked it up again this morning, they'd changed the algorithm and his name now converts to something different (and less fun).

Posted by: Cass at July 24, 2013 12:18 PM

In what shirley is a stroke of fate, the Dark Lord's name converts to Gustavo Evil.
I.
Like.
It.

Bwaaahaahaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted by: DL Sly at July 24, 2013 01:14 PM

DON'T CALL ME "SHIRLEY"!

Posted by: Cass at July 24, 2013 01:32 PM

Should I just call you Benito, my brother??

Posted by: Gustavo Evil at July 24, 2013 01:51 PM

"Alberto Stealth".
Heh.
And "Federico Violence" if I use common abbreviated version for first name.

Posted by: Hotel1 at July 24, 2013 01:56 PM

"Ignacio Trouble?" What a dorky name.
I'll just go by "psd rrd" when I've got to hide my true identity: Chuck Concrete.

Posted by: spd rdr at July 24, 2013 04:07 PM

Interesting, using my nom de plume, I came up with Ernesto Menace

Using my real name, only known the Cass, I came up with Federico Evil which is really cool

Posted by: Frodo at July 24, 2013 04:15 PM

Interesting, using my nom de plume, I came up with Ernesto Menace

Speaking of:

If I use my old Nom de Blog I get Antonio Scourge.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 24, 2013 04:20 PM

"Ignacio Trouble?"

Well, they got the "trouble" part right... :p

*running away*

Posted by: Cass at July 24, 2013 04:29 PM

I came up with my Hollywood name back in the 80s -- Biff Steel. Isn't it ever so manly? I am ready for explosions and action sequences now, Mr. Bay.

Posted by: a former european at July 24, 2013 04:30 PM

Ny the way, speaking of names, I am aghast at the whole circus surrounding the new Windsor baby. Now they are all abuzz about what the boy's name will be. I suggest Perrywinkle Fitzhugh Montesque-Smythe (of the Northumberland Montesque-Smythes, of course). That says upper-crust Brit aristocrat all day long.

Posted by: a former european at July 24, 2013 04:36 PM

Interesting, using my nom de plume, I came up with Ernesto Menace

*snort* :)

I love "Federico Violence".

Posted by: You Can Call Me "Benito" at July 24, 2013 04:55 PM

Ny the way, speaking of names, I am aghast at the whole circus surrounding the new Windsor baby. Now they are all abuzz about what the boy's name will be. I suggest Perrywinkle Fitzhugh Montesque-Smythe (of the Northumberland Montesque-Smythes, of course). That says upper-crust Brit aristocrat all day long.

Or maybe just "Bambino Stokes-Hymington" :p

Posted by: You Can Call Me "Benito" at July 24, 2013 04:56 PM

On a completely irrelevant note:

My favorite Brit affectation/name: pronouncing "St. John" as "Sin-jin". Even better would be "Sinjin-Smyth (long I)"

Posted by: You Can Call Me "Benito" at July 24, 2013 04:58 PM

I was hoping the little royal tot would be William Robert.

Then one day we'd have a King Billy Bob I.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 24, 2013 05:24 PM

Funny post & thread!
Hope Wiener continues to embarrass dems for awhile, a strange odd gift that just keeps on giving . . .

Even better, the connection between Umma (sp?)(who *looks* like an 'umma!') and the Hildabeast. Very nice touch for the loser/weener to give Hillary a back handed compliment for 'standing by' her own dirtbag.

Best Regards,

Posted by: CAPT Mike at July 24, 2013 08:36 PM

Ariel Calamity.

That kind of leaves me a little lightheaded. Wasn't Ariel a female Disney character?

Calling Dr. Freud, calling Dr. Freud.

Posted by: Allen at July 25, 2013 01:59 AM

I assume Mr. Weiner also had a nom de member? Where's the site for finding one of those?

Posted by: Texan99 at July 25, 2013 02:56 PM

Oh, we use this one for that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 25, 2013 04:13 PM

Just don't call me Johnson.

Posted by: Gustavo Evil at July 25, 2013 04:40 PM

I assume Mr. Weiner also had a nom de member?

OMG. I wonder whether Weiner's weiner has it's own blog/Twitter feed yet?

I wish I had more spare time, because that would truly be awesome :p

Posted by: Cass at July 25, 2013 06:38 PM

Until about 2pm on Saturday, mine would be EfraĆ­n Adventure. After that, it would be Alberto Sly. I think the second one rolls of the tongue better...

Posted by: Miss Ladybug at July 26, 2013 02:40 AM

My long lost brother!!!
Where are the cookies!
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Posted by: DL Sly at July 26, 2013 01:37 PM