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July 26, 2013

Worst Fake Disaster Movie Contest Winners

Due to our longstanding aversion to judging contests, the Editorial Staff enlisted the help of a Super Secret Contest Judge to pick the winners of the Worst Fake Disaster Movie Contest. And here are the winners!

Winner: (hands down) Grim’s “2021”: “I didn’t know that was a painkiller?”

“It isn’t, Dave. But it will give you something to hold on to while we rip your liver out.”

2nd place: Joatmoaf’s “CRABS”: Crabs is an infectious comedy everyone’s going to get in the end...

3rd place: spd rdr’s “My Great Big Fat Greek Bailout”
The world’s gonna need a lot more Windex!

Mille grazie to spd for the Volecano poster that got it all started.

Thanks to everyone who played! And many thanks to our Anonymous Judge :)

Posted by Cassandra at July 26, 2013 07:25 AM

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I thought you would have liked "Junk Mail" better.


JUNK MAIL


"Four Homeland Security agents desperately attempt to decode clues to a series of plots contained in five junk e-mail ads. All of them are filled with cryptic occult references that suggest unprecedented weapons of massdestruction."

I can see it now: "FREE overthrow PENIS the ENLARGMENT! government"


You used to complain about not getting enough "Viagra" and "Penis Enlargement" spams ;)

Posted by: Joatmoaf at July 26, 2013 10:19 AM

I'd settle for someone blocking all those desperate emails I get from the DNC :p

If I am told one more time, "Barack needs your help..."

Posted by: Cass at July 26, 2013 10:38 AM

Well, Barack DOES need your help! The president is drowning in his own juices. Nevermind mind that he appears to like it, he's drowning!!! All of his life, Barack has dreamed the dreams of his father, the dreams of audacity, the dreams hope, and change, and (insert your dream here) and, after what seems like a lifetime of dreams for all of us, it's come down to this. Puppets, people. Puppets.
Won't you help Barack?

Posted by: spd rdr at July 26, 2013 01:02 PM

I SAID...it's come down to THIS!!!
Dammit!

Posted by: spd rdr at July 26, 2013 01:04 PM

I went to a baseball game a while ago, and was reminded in many ways of why they are so much better enjoyed from a bar. Of all those ways, the mascots were leading the pack.

Posted by: Grim at July 26, 2013 01:10 PM

Great... Teddy is my LEAST favorite mascot at Nats games :p

Posted by: Cass at July 26, 2013 02:16 PM

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