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November 19, 2013


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"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."

"If your knee bent the other way, what would a chair look like?"

"Frankie Valli sings 'Walk Like A Man, Talk Like A Man'... sings it like a woman!"

"Women wear a pair of panties but only one bra."
- Gallagher

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So I had these big plans on Friday to hold San Francisco hostage to my mad demands, so of course that got ruined.
Actually, isn’t holding San Francisco hostage to mad demands the job of its local government?

Obama has a plan to make this all come together. While you’re sitting there playing checkers, he’s playing three dimensional Candy Land.
-- Frank J. at IMAO

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Posted by DL Sly at November 19, 2013 03:35 AM

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I love the "three dimensional Candy Land" line!

Posted by: Cassandra at November 19, 2013 07:24 AM

Now you will guaranteed insurance for that trip to the nuthouse!

Posted by: CAPT Mike at November 20, 2013 02:42 AM

But once I take over, then they'll be paying me....to keep the inmates....errr, patients in.

Posted by: Evil Twin at November 20, 2013 04:42 PM