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December 13, 2013

Let the Judgement Begin

Well, Christmas is around the corner. The tree is trimmed with decorations and ornaments collected through the years, and wrapped presents are multiplying underneath likes spores from a Steven King novel. The Christmas village is almost complete, so whilst awaiting the return of the ultimate Santa's helper, the VES, from school, on to old business...
To the judgement:

First place this week is relative new comer, frequent flyer, for, "We are gathered at this séance to communicate with the dead--the Democrat Party."

Claiming second place for the second straight week is Grim with, "All right, oceans: LOWER! LOWER!"

And in third place and a cloud of dust is Don Brouhaha's, "So I closed my eyes and raised my hands and Lo and Behold! There were millions of dollars in contributions from sources with no controlling legal authority! Coulda been God, you know?"

Very nicely done! I like the way y'all keep making this a difficult task each week.
And now, to new business!

Have at it, peoples.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at December 13, 2013 02:41 PM

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The 9th Circuit Court decides another case.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at December 13, 2013 05:48 PM

"Welcome to day one of testimony for the Independent Counsel's investigations into Fast and Furious. First up to testify, the three gentlemen from Sec. Holder's Justice Department."

(Actually, mutatis mutandis, this would work for Benghazi/State or several other scandals.)

Posted by: Grim at December 13, 2013 06:27 PM

Jay Carney, Hillary Clinton & Obama describing the Benghazi debacle.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 09:53 PM

Congressional Dems watching Debbie Wasserman Schultz repeatedly publicly declare that Dems *would* run on Obamacare in 2014.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 09:55 PM

*All* the congressional Dems from purple districts left after Dems run on Obamacare for 2014 elections.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 09:56 PM

Obama, Sebilius & Jay Carney explanation of how rollout of Obamacare website was so grandly botched.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 09:58 PM

The only three Dems in the *universe* willing to accept the question:
How does reducing income inequality through higher taxes lower unemployment?
(after realize there *is* no answer!)

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:00 PM

Three real small stupid monkeys watching Obama 'pivot' to the economy, *again!*

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:02 PM

Obama, Kerry & Carney explaining how 'deal' w/ Iran will maintain security of Israel, Saudi Arabia & the Middle East.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:08 PM

Late Night comics reacting to news that Kathleen Sebilious, Susan Rice and Kerry will resign to spare the administration any more embarrassment; depriving them of soo *much* easy fodder.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:10 PM

Alabama fans reacting to news that Nick Saban has accepted a five year $100m contract from Texa$.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:13 PM

I see you are having fun.
This is a good thing!'

Posted by: DL Sly at December 15, 2013 10:13 PM

Dem professional campaign managers James Carville, Paul Begala & Rahm Emanuel reacting to DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Shultz repeatedly publicly declare Dems will run on Obamacare in 2014 elections.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:19 PM

Red state Dem *Senators running for election in 2014 reacting to DWS declare they would run on Obamacare in 2014.

*with exception of Mary Landreiu of LA, which proves beyond any reasonable doubt that she has been replaced by a doppelganger.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:23 PM

Quite right Sly,
Actually hadn't noticed Grim's correct note that this one wasn't a tough pitch; more like T-Ball batting practice.

Do have to note that Cassandra's preference to criticize those afflicted by ignorance or willing stupidity via humor is much better for my demeanor than angry rants (yeah, I'm looking at you Coulter).

Best Regards,

Posted by: CAPT Mike at December 15, 2013 10:27 PM

Good one, Don! :)

Posted by: Cass at December 16, 2013 08:25 AM

The smartest guys in the room.

Posted by: spd rdr at December 18, 2013 09:49 AM

It's the "Infinite Monkey Theory" we've all heard about: "Three monkeys hitting keys at random on typewriters for an infinite amount of time will almost surely produce Hamlet."

Using the very same Law of Probability, the odds are that they could produce other works instead. In this case, the stenographic simians produced Obamacare.

Posted by: frequent flyer at December 20, 2013 07:08 PM