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February 25, 2014

A Classic Take(n) Down

Facebook has apparently jumped the shark and rewrote their site to allow up to 50 different gender choices. Now comes, from over at The People's Blog, a little mood music for those who are *Decisionally Challenged*...

"The problem is not inside your head" she said to me.
"The answer is easy if you change your sexuality
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to name your gender"
She said "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope your gender isn't lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself and ask you if you lube?
There must be fifty ways to name your gender
Fifty ways to name your gender"

It's prime snark in the First Degree.

Posted by DL Sly at February 25, 2014 12:49 PM

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What am I to you?
Fifty things! Are you confused?
One me. One you. Two.

Posted by: spd rdr needs to stop at February 25, 2014 04:44 PM

Two boobs unwanted.
What's a guy supposed to do?
Sproing! Fifty grey shades!

Posted by: DL Sly at February 25, 2014 04:57 PM

It turns out that "Cisgender Male" means the same thing as "Man." I wonder how long it will be until the new terminology is mandatory?

Posted by: Grim at February 25, 2014 06:11 PM