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February 14, 2014

Caption Contest - Special VD Edition

Given the Princess' love of this holiday, not to mention her lovingly written post on H.L. Mencken, it seems only natural to have a caption contest for the day.
Love is in the air, n est ce pas ?

Chicken and wine.png

Have it, villains.
May the Farce be with you.
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Posted by DL Sly at February 14, 2014 06:01 PM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To recycle the wine bottle.

Posted by: htom at February 14, 2014 07:51 PM

I got nuthin...

Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at February 15, 2014 05:21 AM

French. Chicken. But I repeat myself...

Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at February 15, 2014 05:40 AM

Poser. That wine's from California.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 15, 2014 08:22 AM

"Coq au vin. C'est le langue de l'amour, n'est pas? Mais plus le coq, ou plus le vin?"

Posted by: Grim at February 15, 2014 10:31 AM

Jill sighed. It wasn't the first time that her date looked nothing like his online photo.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 15, 2014 07:00 PM

Angry after the other chickens ridiculed his beret, Clive took his bottle and left

Posted by: Frodo at February 16, 2014 08:13 AM

Yes, I am Inspector Clouseau of the Surete, the master of disguise, and I am here on official police business."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 16, 2014 02:29 PM

Jacques' long slide into dunkenness and debauchery began when Henriette decamped for America with the devil-may-care Road Runner.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 16, 2014 07:13 PM

This romantic rooster combs the coop for an amorous hen that will cross the road with him.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at February 16, 2014 08:10 PM

Cluck, be a lady toniiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Posted by: Cassandra at February 17, 2014 11:21 AM

Security cameras picked up fugitive secrets-leaker Edward Snowden shortly before being was apprehended yesterday attempting to sneak across the Turkish border from Russia using a fraudulent French passport. Mr. Snowden is being "processed through normal channels" and will be "made available about dinner time" said government spokesman Tavuk Izgara.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 17, 2014 11:41 AM

"They gave me a hat. I have the hat to this day. I have the hat."

Posted by: spd rdr at February 17, 2014 12:30 PM

Is new recruiting poster pour la militaire Francaise! I want YOU to be le big chicken en l'armee de Republique!

L'amee c'est tres moderne, with latest beret jaunty styles straight from Prada and Hermes! Le kit standarde por le poilu includes cigarette holder natty, and le vin grande reserve, pour la esprit insouciant utmost!

Be the chicken biggest you can be en L'Armee Francaise!

Posted by: a former european at February 18, 2014 08:00 AM

Alas, Jean Claude's initial euphoria was soon dampened by the realization that he failed to specify his reincarnation be as a bird capable of flight.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 18, 2014 09:51 AM

OK, I'll admit I'm impressed by these responses.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at February 18, 2014 10:36 PM

Jill sighed. It wasn't the first time that her date looked nothing like his online photo.

OK, somehow I had missed this one.

+100000 :)

Posted by: Cass at February 19, 2014 08:11 AM

Just because the chicken is annoying doesn't mean you should choke it.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 19, 2014 10:09 AM

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