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February 21, 2014

Caption Contest

After the last week's fantastic answers, I'm curious to see what you come up with for this:

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Have at it, villains.
May the Farce be with you!

Posted by DL Sly at February 21, 2014 04:56 PM

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See who is watching the game, and who is watching the cheerleaders.

"If you want to know who the REAL sports fans are, ask the cheerleaders!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 21, 2014 06:16 PM

Despite receiving plenty of advance hype in the media, the Steven Tyler halftime show came and went largely unnoticed by those in attendance.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 21, 2014 06:19 PM

"Carolyn was almost SURE that she would win the dressage equestrian riding event--when she suddenly realized that her horse had been stolen..."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 21, 2014 06:22 PM

"In an attempt to bolster sagging ratings, and attract more of the coveted 18-30 demographics, Americas Got Talent added an adult-themed category."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 21, 2014 06:26 PM

Cynnamon was stunned to learn that her patriotic red, white, and blue merkin was not a fan favorite.

Posted by: a former european at February 22, 2014 01:43 AM

Jan was an exchange student from Sweden. She had a good command of the English language, but not of American idioms and double entendres. This explains the misunderstanding when she heard the cheer coach tell the girls--"I want you to dedicate your whole to bolstering team spirit."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 22, 2014 10:08 AM

Years of practice in holding low horse positions did not prepare Sandi for an audience that wanted balance destroying spins and high kicks.

Posted by: htom at February 22, 2014 10:28 AM

WWW.sexualproclivity/howheteronormativeareyou/test

The number of heteronormative people in this picture is:
1) 1
2) 1, maybe 2
3) What is heteronormative?

Posted by: George Pal at February 22, 2014 12:55 PM

[Public address announcement:] Ladies and gentleman, a big hand, please, for Candy
and her cover of the America hit single “Horse With No Plane”

Posted by: George Pal at February 22, 2014 12:56 PM

ennui
en-nui |änˈwē| noun
1. ...
2. a feeling of listlessness during a kegel demonstration

Posted by: George Pal at February 22, 2014 12:57 PM

Jimmy prays To the Muse Thalia for an uncanned laugh.

Posted by: George Pal at February 22, 2014 12:58 PM

"Hey Jimmy, how 'bout that weather we've been having, huh?"

"Yeah, it's been very... clear."

Posted by: Grim at February 22, 2014 01:39 PM

Despite the sheer audacity of her performance, Miss Ukraine was unable to capture the imagination of the American audience, fixated as it was on the outtakes of "Mollly & Me" flickering across the Jumbotron.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 22, 2014 02:27 PM

Please Lorne, can't I have just a little peril?

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 24, 2014 09:43 AM

Alas, Clive's enthusiasm as the first LBGT member of the Sheboygan Smurfettes did not prove infectious.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 24, 2014 10:06 AM

If you want attention, act like Miley Cyrus, they said.

You'll be popular, they said.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 24, 2014 01:57 PM

Does anybody else think Jimmy looks like Forrest Gump sitting on the park bench?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkhH9pdrerm4hJScBELn91-4Bw_MzadPXMYOQXXiojqk8AJfZM

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 24, 2014 03:03 PM

Forrest has better posture.
But nice catch!

btw, guys, keep 'em coming. These are *Fan*tastic!
heh
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at February 24, 2014 03:06 PM

Madonna's nightmare never varied.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 24, 2014 04:03 PM

"Not gonna get caught gaping for Facebook and YouTube! Not gonna get caught, nope, nope, nope.

But it's so hard ...."

Posted by: RonF at February 24, 2014 06:21 PM

Shortly after this photograph was taken in January at an Obamacare rally in Yonkers, New York, Katherine Sebelius mysteriously disappeared from public life.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 25, 2014 11:40 AM

Hopeful for an NEA grant, Trish performs her avant-garde interpretive dance of a young womyn being oppressed by a heteronormative patriarchal society, while riding her hippity-hop (expressing the lost innocence of her childhood before the Bushreich).

Posted by: a former european at February 25, 2014 11:55 AM

"When she moved from West Texas to attend Texas A&M, Carolyn's dream of being a ballerina dancer were dashed when her teacher informed her that she had spent too much time on a horse as a child...."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 25, 2014 12:18 PM

Her campaign for the Texas governor sagging following allegations that stories of her struggles as a destitute single mother were highly embellished, Wendy Davis took to the Town Hall circuit to demonstrate to voters her qualifications as the only candidate with actual experience "birthin' babies."

Posted by: spd rdr at February 25, 2014 12:43 PM

Despite its "new-look" candidate and defiant "Anything Hill Can Do, I Do Better" theme, the message failed to resonate with test audiences and was soon quietly shelved by the Romney 2016 campaign.

Posted by: spd rdr needs to stop at February 25, 2014 01:37 PM

No he doesn't. Nor FF or AFE. I'm laughing my ass off.
0>;~]

Posted by: DL Sly at February 25, 2014 01:54 PM

Amen, sister :)

Posted by: Cassandra at February 25, 2014 01:59 PM

For some reason, that photo reminds me of an exercise class I took back in 1983.

It was held aboard Camp Lejeune and marked a failed attempt at putting the kids in the base day care for 1 hour twice a week so's the Princess could feel like a real person again.

I think I realized I was too old for this nonsense the day I found myself on the floor doing pelvic thrusts in the general direction of a bunch of young Marines walking by on their way to the gym.

A little mood music, maestro!

Ooh [thrust] ah, ooh [thrust] ah, cool[thrust], cool kitty[thrust]
Tell [thrust] us 'bout the boy[thrust] from New[thrust] York City[thrust]
Ooh [thrust] ah, ooh[thrust] ah, come [thrust] on kitty [thrust]
Tell [thrust] us about the boy [thrust] from New [thrust] York City [thrust]

Ah, the good old days.... :p

Posted by: Cassandra at February 25, 2014 02:07 PM

11:40 and 11:55 get my votes so far! And 12:43.

Posted by: Cassandra at February 25, 2014 02:10 PM

"Afraid of the long list of possible side effects listed in Cialis commercials, Jimmy joined a group session that used the time-tested and all-natural method for erectile dysfunction.

The Therapist did her best. Though it worked for others, from the expression on his face--his body language--and his hands folded in his lap, it didn't work for Jimmy."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 25, 2014 03:31 PM

I SAW YOU... 3rd Ave Gym Thurs. eve vistr's sec., 2nd row, far left, brn hair, brn eyes, brn suit, grn teeth, leering and violating restrain ordr, see you again perv boy I pop a cap in your perv boy butt. Word.
NOT YOUR TINKER BELLE NO MORE .

Posted by: spd rdr needs to stop at February 25, 2014 05:10 PM

Am I gay? Hhhmmmm. AM I gay? Hmmmm. I AM gay? Hmmmmm. I might be gay. Hmmmm. I could be gay. Hmmmm.

AM I gay...? Hmmmm...

Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at February 26, 2014 01:00 AM

2016 headlines, Today:
=======================================
Needless to say, the 2015 remake of Perfect, with Jimmy Fallon in the John Travolta role, though it was popular with the NY critics, absolutely tanked at the box office.

Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at February 26, 2014 01:06 AM

"Oh no! " Jimmy thought suddenly, "Did I remember to bring the cat in?"

Posted by: spd rdr at February 26, 2014 11:15 AM

You are *so* going to pay for that one, mr rdr.

Definitely comment of the day. Maybe the week :p

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2014 11:55 AM

You wouldn't be trying to influence the judgement, would you, Princess?

Posted by: DL Sly at February 26, 2014 12:32 PM

Did you ever see the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?

"Jimmy, having undergone aversion therapy, was sickened by the very sight of a beautiful woman. He couldn't bear to look at her--he averted his eyes......"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Clockwork%2771.jpg/220px-Clockwork%2771.jpg

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 26, 2014 02:08 PM

I saw the beginning of that movie on a double date in HS. It's the only movie I've ever walked out on.

I felt just awful for my date - offered to pay him back the price of the ticket. But it was so twisted that I just couldn't bear to watch it.

You wouldn't be trying to influence the judgement, would you, Princess?

Nah :)

One thing I've noticed is that people have very different standards for captions and humor. I was just so amused by spd's caption that I had to say something. Sorry!

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2014 02:19 PM

You of all people should know I make up my own mind about these things. But I hadta yank yer chain...
heh
Besides, you *can* say something, whereas I am loath to so to not give the impression of preferences.
0>;~]

Posted by: DL Sly at February 26, 2014 02:30 PM

Honestly, it never entered my mind that you would do anything else :p

Besides, you *can* say something, whereas I am loath to so to not give the impression of preferences.

Yep. That's a big reason why I hated judging these things so much. I used to judge them blind and even got where I didn't want to read the threads so I wouldn't know whose captions I was reading until after I'd judged them.

My hat's off to you!

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2014 02:51 PM

Clockwork Orange--HORRIBLE movie--but the "Aversion Therapy" )complete with devices to hold the eyelids open to compel the "patient" to watch) was memorable.

It caused the "patient" to avoid even LOOKING at another woman--kind of like Jimmy in the photo.

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 26, 2014 04:16 PM

I saw the beginning of that movie on a double date in HS. It's the only movie I've ever walked out on.

Clockwork Orange and Born on the Fourth of July are the only movies I've walked out of.

Posted by: MikeD at February 26, 2014 04:28 PM

I didn't even try to watch Born on the 4th :p I knew I'd blow a gasket.

...but the "Aversion Therapy" )complete with devices to hold the eyelids open to compel the "patient" to watch) was memorable.

Yep. [shuddering] I've never forgotten the scene near the beginning where they beat someone up. It was just so vicious.

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2014 04:43 PM

I remember the movie...kinda. It was a long time ago, and there were a lot of serious recreational drugs flowing through my system to really say much more than that about that whole day, though.
But I *do* remember the movie.
Right up to the point where I fell asleep.
0>;~}

Posted by: DL Sly at February 26, 2014 04:53 PM

Only movie I ever walked out on was 'My Dinner with Andre.' Pissed off my 'intellectual' younger brother, who was (he claimed) enjoying it!

Posted by: CAPT Mike at February 28, 2014 01:37 AM

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