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February 10, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin

Even in anonymity, DWS can garner proper snark. heh I have to say the Dark Side does enjoy getting these comments into the Inbox for regular giggles and guffaws. So, with that in mind, on to the judgement and old business:

Gliding in for a first place landing despite turbulence from raucous laughter over the Rockies, is frequent flyer for this truly prime snark, "When the Democrat "talking points" didn't come up on the TelePrompTer, Debbie was uncharacteristically speechless. She had no original ideas--nothing to fall back on. She had experienced that nightmare before--on stage--unable to speak--she clasped the microphone for security and inspiration, but it provided neither, leaving her mute in front of the crowd, unable to speak--her worst nightmare was happening..................."

Second place finds Grim and his YouTube classic standing alone, "Let me sing you the song of my people."

And last, but certainly not least in a line-up of great entries, is George Pal for: "Before I proceed, I'd first like to thank the
Leadership Council's Oversight Commission Super Committee Task Force on Shit Happens for this opportunity to fling it like a chimp"

Best Double Entendre (at least I hope it was 0>;~}) without knowing the subject of the picture goes to OBloodyHell for: "Feh!! Monica and her cigar. Just wait till they get wind of what I can do with THIS thing!!"

Nicely done, everyone.
And now, on to new business!


Have at it, villains.
May the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at February 10, 2014 02:12 PM

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Lance Armstrong, still competing, but at another level now.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at February 10, 2014 07:33 PM

Tour de Prostate

Posted by: George Pal at February 10, 2014 07:34 PM

When asked about the Sochi Olympic advisor responsible, Unye Sickle, the Kremlin responded that they have no records of any such person ever existing. This is the 12th such denial this week.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 11, 2014 10:19 AM

"In its continuing quest for 'Green' energy savings, the Obama Administration revealed their latest idea." Obama proclaimed--"We've mandated smaller toilet tanks--we've mandated smaller light bulbs--we've mandated smaller, lighter cars. With the Efficient Bicycle Act of 2014, we are mandating that no bicycle can weigh over 3 kilograms (a nod to internationalism). In this photo, Sen. Chuck Schumer demonstrates the vehicle by commuting to his Washington office."

"To help make the transition, we are taking a page from our "Cash for Clunkers" program and established "Bucks for Bikes"--for a period of 2 years, we will buy your old bikes--after that time, old bikes will be illegal."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 11, 2014 11:16 AM

"Save the planet!" (pant) "Save the planet!" (pant) "Save the planet!" (pant)........."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 11, 2014 11:20 AM

Maybe you have to be a certain age--but does anyone else remember Arte Johnson from Laugh-In as the yellow raincoat clad adult on a tricycle? The 5-second clip would always show him stopping and tipping over.

(Gary Owens)--"Here's the news ABOUT the news--without which it wouldn't BE the news--In the news of the future, Laugh-In was re-launched in a bid to save the failing NBC network. Here's an updated version of Arte Johnson looking ridiculous--practicing his old routine."

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 11, 2014 01:38 PM

Found a clip of Arte Johnson on his trike http://www.timvp.com/laughin30.jpg

Posted by: frequent flyer at February 11, 2014 01:41 PM

My God Man! Do you not know how much methane that thing releases into the air.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 12, 2014 12:50 PM

And here we have an example of the tiny equipment that typically gets laughs.

Also pictured, a racing scooter.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at February 12, 2014 12:53 PM

NASCAR unveils its "Car of Tommorrow"

Posted by: spd rdr at February 12, 2014 05:23 PM

Secretary Kerry! Is that you???

Posted by: Cass at February 12, 2014 06:14 PM

Although there were a few anxious moments to start, the long-feared Martian invasion proved something of a disappointment.

Posted by: spd rdr at February 12, 2014 07:19 PM

If Kissinger were the diplomatic miracle worker equivalent of Lance Armstrong as a bicycle racer, then this man would represent Kerry's ability as a diplomat.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at February 13, 2014 12:10 AM

"They told me streamlining was important with this thing. I should've known they were lying about that AND the unimportance of the missing bicycle seat!"

Posted by: OBloodyHell, I'll Wait... at February 13, 2014 11:02 PM

"EEEEvry sperm is saaaacredddddd!!!"

Posted by: OBloodyHell, I'll Wait... at February 13, 2014 11:05 PM