March 15, 2014
Caption Contest - St. Patty's Edition
Alright villains! Here is your next picture to snarkify.
Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
Posted by DL Sly at March 15, 2014 01:05 AM
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She has udderly missed the opponent.
Posted by: Allen at March 15, 2014 04:14 AM
Contestants in the Miss Bossy Pageant stare down prior to talent showcase.
Posted by: George Pal at March 15, 2014 10:59 AM
"I'm sorry, detective," Bessie answered, "I haven't seen anyone seen anyone around here matching that description."
Posted by: spd rdr at March 15, 2014 02:50 PM
"I don't know who you think you are, but you should eat more chicken!"
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at March 15, 2014 04:17 PM
I've seen that girl before!
Posted by: CAPT Mike at March 15, 2014 04:42 PM
Leave my Mom alone!
Posted by: Asterion at March 15, 2014 05:21 PM
"So he said "You're a fox." And what did you do then?"
Posted by: spd rdr at March 15, 2014 06:07 PM
"I just went through an artificial insemination, your hands better be short and warm!
Posted by: vet66 at March 15, 2014 06:19 PM
Desperate to finds herself a feller to take her down to the see-ment pond, Lurlene finally asks Bossy fer dating advice.
Posted by: a former european at March 15, 2014 07:52 PM
"You just stay away from my Edgar, hussy!"
Posted by: spd rdr at March 15, 2014 09:07 PM
The girl from New York City thought this was an awesome game, until she tried it on the bull.
Posted by: Grim at March 16, 2014 12:27 AM
The new poster girl for Mad Cow Disease was easily amused.
Posted by: Proof at March 16, 2014 12:57 AM
Not just the farmer, but even the cow was utterly mystified when the very attractive girl suddenly went:
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at March 16, 2014 06:19 AM
And at that very moment, the casting director for the reboot of "The New Dukes of Hazzard" realized what a horrible mistake he'd made regarding the girl he'd selected as the new Daisy Duke.
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at March 16, 2014 06:22 AM
Having heeded the California Dairy Association advertisement for cows from Wisconsin to Bossy took lessons on how to behave like a Valley Girl.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 11:15 AM
Second take--Upon further review, it is BOSSY that is the instructor--teaching the Valley Girl to behave like a COW.
Bossy had prior experience, however, having given bovine lessons to several (un-named) California female politicians.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 11:32 AM
As with all herd animals, the weaker and less intelligent in the herd seek to emulate the dominant Alpha animal, which explained Kirsten's bizarre behavior after taking the job of caring for the cows.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 11:48 AM
"Then he left you, and later, you saw him in a DAIRY BAR with another girl?"
"Men--they're all the same--one magic night in the cowshed--then you see them on the other side of the pasture with another cow--leading her on with promises of deep clover and a happy home life with lots of calves...........YOU'VE fallen for that line, too?"
"I'm so glad we've had this girl-talk..."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 11:59 AM
"I sure hate to see you down on your knees like that--I had that happen to me once--some guys came out into the pasture, and the next thing I knew, they tipped me over!"
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 12:02 PM
Rachel MADCOW schools the "girly-men" on MSNBC on how to act like a man.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 12:06 PM
"Things weren't going well for Hank and me in the bedroom, so I told him "I've got to have a little more cowbell! Know what I mean, Bossy?"
"Apparently, Hank hadn't seen the SNL skit, so I told him to look it up in the Urban Dictionary
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 01:31 PM
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 02:41 PM
Definition for more cowbell
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 16, 2014 05:40 PM
Well, I see it's 'bout time to get out there and grab the 'bull' by the 'horns.'
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2014 06:02 PM
In a stunning reversal of the usual, when she got home, Daisy had to explain the grass stains on HER knees.
Posted by: CAPT Mongo at March 17, 2014 09:19 AM
Shame on you!
In comparing Sen Boxer to a cow, you disparage all cows everywhere.
Posted by: CAPT Mike at March 17, 2014 03:50 PM
"I'm your friend, Christine, and I'm telling you for your own good: Lay off the hormones."
Posted by: spd rdr at March 18, 2014 09:59 AM
"Don't you worry a bit, honey...you're beautiful inside. Nd like the man said:'Nothing matters in this whole wide world, when you're in love with a Jersey girl"
Posted by: spd rdr at March 19, 2014 08:15 AM
Dr. Dolittle's new intern demonstrates her fluency in Holstein Friesian.
Posted by: htom at March 19, 2014 10:26 PM
"When Lisa's boyfriend told her that he would like it if she 'got horny'--she decided she would go straight to the source for lessons."
It lost something in the translation, however.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 20, 2014 12:00 PM
"And what are you supposed to be? French?"
Posted by: spd rdr at March 20, 2014 12:35 PM
spd made me do this:
"Though puzzled by her boyfriend's desire to change things up a bit, Stacy gamely agreed to his pleas for naughty role playing. Boy was HE going to be surprised tonight!"
Posted by: Cassandra at March 20, 2014 01:15 PM
Sheryl's campaign to "BanBossy" was not well received by the bovine-American community.
Posted by: Bossy the Cow at March 20, 2014 01:17 PM
I wish a girl would pay that much attention to me.
Posted by: Nice Guy™ at March 20, 2014 03:26 PM
Me so horny.
Posted by: Bossy the Cow at March 20, 2014 06:07 PM
The choice of photos for these contests really is inspired. Many thanks.
Posted by: CAPT Mike at March 20, 2014 07:26 PM
Thanks, CAPT Mike.
I get a lot of help from the "focusing fuel".
Posted by: DL Sly at March 20, 2014 08:06 PM
In late-breaking news, Sandra Fluke, perpetual student and candidate for the California Senate jumped onto the Ban Bossy campaign
Bossy the Cow--a potential California Democrat voter--didn't think Sandra had much to offer.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 21, 2014 08:02 PM
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 21, 2014 08:05 PM