March 22, 2014
Caption Contest - March Madness Edition
Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.
Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
Posted by DL Sly at March 22, 2014 10:47 AM
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The Air Farce mustache contest gets out of hand.
Posted by: CAPT Mongo at March 22, 2014 11:25 AM
Hey, if BEARDS worked for Duck Dynasty--this MUSTACHE gig ought to make us millionaires!
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:36 PM
Bill was announced as the winner of the Marathon--until this photo proved that there were really SIX look-alike runners--all sporting contest number 118 on their jerseysl
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:38 PM
"Like most bands, The Village People initially dressed in the same uniforms--they didn't really become a hit until they each started wearing different attire. The guy in the front would eventually become the construction worker, and the guy on the left became the policeman. The guy in the rear shaved his mustache and became the Indian."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:42 PM
"Frank Zappa had 5 brothers--but eventually made it big as a solo act."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:43 PM
"It's a little known fact that the group 'Six Dog Night' split up--with 3 of them becoming 'Three Dog Night' and the other three becoming the BeeGees."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:45 PM
"An early experiment in cloning gone awry, as the clones kept on coming. Note that the latest clones (in the back) became stranger and stranger looking, before the scientists ended the experiment."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:47 PM
"one of the problems with the cloning experiment was that the body parts were not symmetrical. As this photo shows, one leg was always shorter than the others, causing the clone to lean to one side or another."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 12:49 PM
For those of us of a certain age.....
At first, I thought the group had their hands up to their ears--reminiscent of Red Buttons song and comedy routine
Thirty years later, his song "Ho-Ho--He-He--strange things are happening" (linked above)took on an entirely different meaning.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 01:08 PM
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 22, 2014 01:19 PM
Like so many diversity initiatives, the NBA's belated attempts at ensuring racial equality had some unintended consequences.
Posted by: Cassandra at March 22, 2014 02:45 PM
Hell, that was gym class at my Seattle High School in '76!
Posted by: CAPT Mike at March 22, 2014 04:19 PM
After several early attempts ended in failure, the Albert Einstien cloning project was shelved.
Posted by: spd rdr at March 22, 2014 04:38 PM
Giving up their dreams of musical gold to pursue Olympic gold, the band Foghat pose here in their 1976 Olympic uniforms, and demonstrate the perfect baton-passing technique which won them the relay medal, and our hearts.
Posted by: a former european at March 22, 2014 06:20 PM
Mr. Kotter later left secondary education for the academy, where he did breakthrough work in steroids and cloning.
Posted by: Grim at March 22, 2014 06:42 PM
Officials from the Movember campaign insist that neither they nor the Movember campaign have anything to do with this.
Posted by: htom at March 23, 2014 01:46 AM
"Send in the clones, there have to be clones....Don't bother they're HERE!"
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at March 23, 2014 12:09 PM
The Mexican Run, Jump, and Swim Triathalon poses for a team photo.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 23, 2014 03:06 PM
"The Mexican Triathalon Team expresses their wide-eyed displeasure at their team-mate Fernando for his stealth flatulence after dining at the Burrito Barn."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 23, 2014 03:12 PM
"Tony Orlando and the Mustachios" never made it big in the music scene--but he later found success with his new backup group, Dawn.
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 23, 2014 03:17 PM
Actors portraying the "Frito Bandito" in personal appearances from 1967-71 vent their ire after termination of the advertising program as not being "Politically Correct".
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 23, 2014 04:00 PM
The members of the last Mercer Bears basketball team to make the NCAA tournament would like to apologize. They would like blame it on the 70's but can't as it was 1985.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 24, 2014 09:51 AM
The secret life of Avery Schreiber is revealed, in that he fathered sextuplets, and none of them are very funny. No wonder he concealed it for so long.
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at March 24, 2014 08:22 PM
Despite a few early setbacks, the Sigma sextuplets' unorthodox program of executive counselling soon found widespread acceptance in boardrooms across the country.
Posted by: spd rdr at March 25, 2014 09:55 AM
Due in part to budgetary constraints caused by the Republican shutdown of the government over Obamacare, Sesame Street was forced to steeply cutback the production costs of its childrens programming, including the Number Six, picture above.
Posted by: spd rdr at March 25, 2014 10:02 AM
Industry insiders revealed exactly how they get thousands of people to run the full 26.2 miles in a marathon. Those who fail to complete the marathon must face the walk of shame in costume.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 25, 2014 05:59 PM
The very short-lived official Cheech Marin track and field team, in one or their rare photos taken together.
The group was swiftly disbanded when, during their first meet, they ran the wrong way, shot the put into the crowd, tossed the hammer at the judges, and generally acquitted themselves amazingly poorly.
In a post-meet interview, one of them admitted that, not only were they all stoned out of their minds, they also found that not a one of them could manage to run fifty paces without wheezing. He also claimed that every one of them suffered from a Basketball Jones that just would not quit...
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at March 26, 2014 02:32 AM
The Obama Administration announced to day that it has reached its goal of having "six million" persons sign up for Obamacare before the March 31 deadline, thanks to this morning's registration of the half-dozen Chicago brothers pictured above. (right to left: Marvin, Murray, Millwood, Madison, Malachi and D'marcus Million).
Posted by: spd rdr at March 26, 2014 01:43 PM
In a shocking move, the Obama administration leaked a picture of the undercover FBI agents involved in the arrest of Charlotte Mayor Patick Cannon (D) in an attempt to damage their credibility.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at March 26, 2014 03:51 PM
"The band "Three Dog Night" visited a town that they had last played 30 years ago on a month-long gig. They were surprised that the townspeople were so friendly."
"The "Village People" also played the same town a month later, but they had exactly the opposite experience--not one young person in town looked like them."
Posted by: frequent flyer at March 27, 2014 02:07 PM