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April 14, 2014

Caption Contest - The Tax Man Cometh Edition

All right, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.

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Have it! And may the Farce be with you.
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Posted by DL Sly at April 14, 2014 01:02 AM

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"So's then I said, 'Like, I ony got 'ive bucks. What kinda ride can I get fer that?' an' then he sez, 'Well, lemme go back inna back and see', an he comes back wit', like, this stupid wheel cover from a Benz, and like, what could I say? At least I gots me a Benz."

Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at April 14, 2014 01:40 AM

Well, Lord, if you won't buy me a Mercedes-Benz, I guess I'll hafta do it myself.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at April 14, 2014 09:05 AM

Oh, it's a WHEEL COVER! When I first looked at it, it looked oblong--like a football. My immediate thought was our old Army Drill Instructor's reference to monkeys and footballs. Those that have been in the military will know what I mean.

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 10:05 AM

In the aviation business in the pre-war days, crashes were so prevalent that the standard parting shot from the dispatcher to the pilot was "bring the biggest pieces back."

I'm wondering if this is the biggest piece this monkey can bring back.

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 10:08 AM

"In the constant battle to reduce costs--labor makes up a large part of the cost of a new car. Many car companies resorted to moving assembly plants to China--but as all of the competition also relocated, that advantage was lost.

It their new plant in Lagos, Nigeria, Mercedes-Benz is training a new workforce of simians to do assembly work."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 10:11 AM

The IRS sends a trained agent to place a hubcap from Charles Koch's prized car into his bed.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at April 14, 2014 11:58 AM

Regarding the low labor cost for assembly--it proves the old adage "You pay PEANUTS, you get "MONKEYS."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 12:08 PM

"It has been said that "10,000 monkeys beating on typewriters for 10,000 years would eventually produce Shakespeare". In this photo, the assembly by primates of a Mercedes-Benz starts with this hubcap."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 12:19 PM

"Monkey's--doing the work that American's won't do."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 12:22 PM

Even monkeys prefer foreign cars.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at April 14, 2014 01:03 PM

"So many people have left Detroit. Stealing hubcaps used to be done by street gangs--but there aren't even enough people left to make up a good street gang--now the task has fallen to monkeys."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 01:25 PM

You know capitalism has gotten out of hand when even 1%er monkeys have their status symbols.

Posted by: Occupy Monkey Brains at April 14, 2014 01:34 PM

In a Life Imitates Art moment, I found this photo of a monkey stealing hubcaps.

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 01:34 PM

Mario roared back into the race, leaving Chico to question his value as member of the Mercedes pit crew.

Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2014 02:29 PM

Apparently, it's common for monkey's to steal things

Here's a reversed GIF--looking much like Spd's "pit crew".

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 03:42 PM

Must click on the photo after reaching the link above to activate.

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 14, 2014 03:44 PM

Do you wanna steal a hubcap?
It doesn't hafta be a hubcap.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at April 14, 2014 03:49 PM

"Why? Have you ever seen what they throw around at the monkey house!?"

Posted by: spd rdr at April 14, 2014 05:19 PM

Fast and Furious VI - the Primate edition

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at April 14, 2014 09:08 PM

What?
Stop your bitching!
.
it's all I could afford after taxes . . .

Posted by: CAPT Mike at April 15, 2014 12:08 AM

So nice of that monkey to hold the target nice and steady while I sight in my Barrett 82A1.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 15, 2014 05:59 AM

I told you we shouldn't have tested the Super Soldier Serum on monkeys.

Posted by: Steve Rogers at April 15, 2014 09:27 AM

"Much like the apes in the beginning of '2001--a Space Odyssey--Larry the Monkey learned how to use tools. He grew tired of being hit with feces thrown by other monkeys in the monkey house, so he invented the SHIELD."

Posted by: frequent flyer at April 15, 2014 12:45 PM

CCTV captured this image of a critter running from the scene of the crime. Police officials say it matches descriptions of eyewitnesses who’d seen the same critter hanging about the Orion Township MI. car dealership where a dozen cars had been stripped of their tires and rims three weeks ago. Witnesses report having heard the critter muttering loudly as he ran ‘slowly, slowly, catchy monkey, MY ASS’. Profilers from the animal psych division at the FBI warned that the suspect should be considered psychologically harmed and dangerous.

Posted by: George Pal at April 17, 2014 11:33 AM

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