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May 09, 2014

Caption Contest - Mother's Day Edition

Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at May 9, 2014 05:17 PM

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I guess it was a bad idea to get a haircut at the "Braille Barber College"?

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 9, 2014 08:21 PM

It rubs the depilatory on its head and rubs it in, or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: htom at May 9, 2014 08:56 PM

It was supposed to be a lauburu, the Basque cross.

Posted by: htom at May 9, 2014 09:14 PM

Not touching this one

Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 9, 2014 09:33 PM

"I will not go to sleep beside the USMC recruiting office again. I will not....."

Posted by: CAPT Mongo at May 10, 2014 08:22 AM

The first Hasidic punk rocker, Shlomo, creates a firestorm of debate in Israel by posing the question: Is sneering at bourgeois values considered work on Shabbas?

Posted by: a former european at May 10, 2014 08:30 AM

Otus meh mahn, how mannee times I be tellin yeh dohnt be givin yerself a Jheri curl after yah bee smokin ganja with dem Rastafarians.

Posted by: George Pal at May 10, 2014 11:53 AM

Sinead O'Connor's new look.

Posted by: MJL at May 10, 2014 01:02 PM

I told the barber--"No need for a full haircut--just a trim."

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 10, 2014 01:32 PM

Unsure of what to do in the "new military" about the requirement to accommodate transgendered recruits, the military compromised by giving them BOTH male and female haircuts.

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 10, 2014 01:59 PM

Aware that his mother had really always wanted a daughter, "Chelsea" surprised her on Mother's Day by becoming a prison wife.

Posted by: Grim at May 10, 2014 10:10 PM

Roberto was on death row. He had his head shaved prior to his scheduled electrocution, but his sentence was commuted. He liked the look, and kept it--made him look BAAAD! Instant "Street Cred!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 11, 2014 11:47 AM

Transgendered Frank (or Francis, depending on the day) both loved and hated his/her hairdo. He/she has obviously been crying--his/her eye shadow is running.

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 11, 2014 11:51 AM

A father's worst nightmare, when his son comes home with this hairdo.

BELAY THAT--His worst nightmare is when this comes to the door to pick up his daughter for a date.

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 11, 2014 11:54 AM

Roberto was an extra in the movie "Stripes", starring Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, and John Candy. They were filming the haircut scene and were halfway through with his haircut when the director called it quits for the day.

Posted by: frequent flyer at May 11, 2014 12:08 PM

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at May 12, 2014 09:37 AM

Hey Sibil, your boyfriend's here.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at May 12, 2014 09:57 AM

I thought Jayne would say, "You done gone got yourself looking mighty hideous."

Posted by: Grim at May 12, 2014 01:48 PM

Unfortunately for Joel, he mistook the "n" for an "m" and thus was the Easter Parade's only "hot cross bum."

Posted by: spd rdr at May 13, 2014 09:01 AM

Although Noah reveled in the message his "doo" sent to the "establishment," he soon rued the message it sent to pigeons.

Posted by: spd rdr at May 13, 2014 04:00 PM

Don't worry about the knife, honey. If you glare at Emos disapprovingly, they cut their *own* wrists.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano who's going to Hell at May 13, 2014 05:45 PM

Jar-Jar Binks' mugshot?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 14, 2014 08:08 AM