May 30, 2014
I hope everyone has had a good week. May is pretty much gone, June's right around the corner and it's finally springtime in Montana, which means we had rain, wind, hail and sunshine -- sometime all with the same day -- all week. At least with the rain I didn't have to water the garden.
The tourons, however, didn't seem to appreciate the weather *diversity*...particularly the golfers and tennis players. So with that in mind, here is your next picture to snarkify.
Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
Posted by DL Sly at May 30, 2014 03:10 PM
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Montana brothers Bill and Bertram Berwanger perform the rain, wind, hail and sunshine dance for tourists while fending off clouds of diversity-carrying mosquitoes.
Posted by: spd rdr at May 30, 2014 04:43 PM
This is what happens when PSY moonlights as a tennis trainer.
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at May 30, 2014 11:28 PM
The nancy-boy dance marathon at The French Open was a huge hit with the crowd and the players. Here, Jean-claude and Francois-marie perform their winning rendition of "It's Raining Men" during the Men's Doubles Final. Saucy, n'est-pas?
Posted by: a former european at May 31, 2014 01:32 AM
Nah, looks to me like vintage photo of Jane (traitor bitch) Fonda & Ted Turned doing a pagan ritual mating dance at one of his palatial Montana estates, back in the day.
It's those high leg lifts that her undercarriage in such good shape, after all . . .
Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 31, 2014 02:09 AM
The rout began at this mis-step in the Dance of Defying the Wasps.
Posted by: htom at May 31, 2014 08:36 AM
Gaston realized with horror, that his "trouser snake" was intent upon standing and joining Rene in the danse des pédés.
Posted by: MathMom at May 31, 2014 11:09 AM
Luc and Blaise go all 'McEnroe' over the line judge’s call during the first round of the Gender Questioning Mixed-up Doubles Match at the Roland Garros Center Court.
Posted by: George Pal at May 31, 2014 12:52 PM
When McEnroe said "You cannot be serious"--the rest of the players took it literally as a command, and started behaving in aberrant manner.
Obviously, they misunderstood him--perhaps it was a language thing?
Posted by: frequent flyer at May 31, 2014 03:06 PM
Always looking for a competitive advantage, the Albanian Tennis Team slipped itching powder into the tennis whites of the French team.
The resulting rectal itch made the French team lose concentration.
Posted by: frequent flyer at May 31, 2014 03:10 PM
"Xavier and Francois reacted with horror upon learning that the clay courts had previously been used as a dog-walking park.
"Mes pieds ne sera jamais propre encore!" ("My feet--they will never be clean again!")
Posted by: frequent flyer at May 31, 2014 03:22 PM
In a rarely seen historical photo, Tennis History Magazine documents the opposing players' reactions to John McEnroe's infamous bouts of temper directed at the head judge.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at June 2, 2014 10:45 AM
Tennis players react with the Heebie Jeebies to the news Kevin Costner will be doing for tennis what Tin Cup did for golf.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at June 3, 2014 12:53 PM
Apparently, white men can't dance, either.
Posted by: Spike Lee's Bratty Little Sistah at June 4, 2014 08:16 AM
Watching Arthur practice his Tai Chi kata, Marcel decided to show off his own skills doing kata in the newly modernized form of Fey Savate, the official martial art of Gay Pride Week.
Posted by: IGotBupkis, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at June 4, 2014 07:02 PM
While Andre attempted to stomp the cockroach running across the court, Jean continued his hysterical fit at the mere sight of the thing. The French Open judges, however, were not amused, and ejected both of them from the court and disqualified them from further play. Thus ended the best chance ever for the Flemish national team to win the doubles match for the first time in French Open history.
Posted by: IGotBupkis, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at June 4, 2014 07:06 PM
The U.S. Tennis Association adopted the National Football League rules prohibiting "excessive celebrations" after the French team performed the "dance of the seven virgins" following a point.
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 8, 2014 01:27 PM