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May 19, 2014

If I'd Only Known

I'm sure something could have been worked out to get our Princess one for her birthday, too.
Maybe next year when she finally turns 30...

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Beach-goers in Pinellas County, Fla., were surprised to see an elephant cooling down in the ocean over the weekend and a video of the animal standing in the surf has been making waves.

The elephant was apparently at North Redington Beach as part of a birthday party for a 60-year-old woman.

She had received permission in February to have the partying pachyderm attend the event, Bay News 9 reported.

"We could not believe our eyes," witness Todd Unbehagen told HLN TV. "There was a professional elephant trainer there and a couple police officers for the event. It looked like somebody was having a party (private) at the beach house, and the elephant was giving rides as well to the guests."

We'll haf'ta start crowd-sourcing for that starting in January, though, cause the itinerant Eskimos keep blowin' their paychecks on booze and beefcake - what, you thought they were male?
We wanted the work done right the first time.
Happy Monday, everyone!

Posted by DL Sly at May 19, 2014 12:08 PM

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We never get invited to all the really *good* parties....


Posted by: Cassandra at May 19, 2014 01:09 PM


Posted by: DL Sly at May 19, 2014 01:10 PM

I think I saw that elephant a couple times.
But she was pink.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 19, 2014 09:48 PM

Thar be ephalants!

My wife is on a photo safari in Kenya and Tanzania. I would have gone but for the hip. I am reliably informed that ephalants are both gaseous and odiferous.

Can I stamp my feet? Olduvai Gorge.

Posted by: Allen at May 21, 2014 09:08 PM