May 02, 2014
Let The Judgement Begin
Holy hairy houndstooth collars, Batman! Another outstanding week of caption entries. The assembled villainry is truly the best, IM(CA&NS)HO. It must be the arrival of spring that's roused y'all. Whatever it is, I like it. So, with a small peek from last week:
we're on to old business and the judgement.
Grim leads us into the top five this week with a thought that I got more pleasure from than I probably should Harry Reid has a recurring nightmare in which 'domestic terrorists' stop caring about his rules.
Number four has George Pal extrapolating Grim's thought to it's seemingly natural conclusion, Video just in confirms Radio Rebelde reports that the canines have taken the parks. We’ve also heard unconfirmed reports of cats overturning litter boxes. Leaders have called for calm. PETA fears retribution.
YAG grabs the bronze ring this week with When asked, the head of the Dyslexic Atheists for the Separation of Church & State, said that the dog wasn't just a mascot, but a full fledged member.
While frequent flyer swoops in to nab the silver with this snort-worthy comment In a canine version of the "Perp Walk"--Rex was made to carry a sign identifying himself as a "serial lawn pooper."
However, this week's gold goes to Five Dog Electrical Band (aka our own Princess) for pulling off her frilly panties of repression and flashing us this piece of sheer brilliance -
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Poo here, don't poo there, can't you read the sign?
Now hey you - Fur Face! - can't you read?
Got to wear a collar and walk on a leash.
You can't take a dump or scratch your fleas.
You ain't supposed to pee here...
Best Riff of a comment - Cass for The Walk of Shame.
And proving that one can be a winner and yet still walk on the thin ice of forcing the Dark Lord to alter our deal *further* (as in you'll have to both fly and buy next time), is FDEB for Sadly, the first signs of growing interspecies microaggression that preceded the Canine Occupy movement were not taken seriously by a nation made soft by free health insurance and weekly caption contests.
That's the judgement for this week, villains. Again, outstanding job everyone. Thanks for playing.
Another picture is forthcoming.
Posted by DL Sly at May 2, 2014 11:59 AM
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Wow! I am .... humbled :)
Posted by: Cassandra at May 2, 2014 03:23 PM
I'm shocked, quite frankly, but hey, I gotsta call 'em as I see 'em.
Oh, and pthtthtttthththtthtththttt!
Posted by: DL Sly at May 2, 2014 03:52 PM