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June 10, 2014

Caption Contest

Given the new squirrel in the cage to distract from the VA scandals, here's a conversation I'd love to have been a fly on the...no wait, that's the only thing Xerxes, himself, has killed...belay that.
Let's just move on to the next picture for the assembled villainry to snarkify.

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Have at it, and may the Farce be with you.
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Posted by DL Sly at June 10, 2014 03:04 PM

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"Oh waiter! Check to the lady. Thank you."

Posted by: spd rdr at June 10, 2014 06:01 PM

This is easy to explain from the look on their faces--

The treacherous right-wing waiter passed gas and moved on--causing each of them to believe the OTHER had done the evil deed!

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 10, 2014 08:40 PM

"I don't know about you, Diane, but I'm SO TIRED of Michelle's vegetable diets, that I actually WELCOME these "rubber chicken" dining events."

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 10, 2014 08:44 PM

"Diane and Obama had a scheduled BUSINESS LUNCH--but when it came to an original thought, neither one could think of a single thing to say."

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 10, 2014 08:46 PM

"Diane and Obama had auditioned for the roles played by Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in When Harry met Sally Diner Scene but they obviously lacked the passion for the parts. They used their acting skills by going into politics instead. They were unconvincing there, as well."

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 10, 2014 08:56 PM

"Well."

"Well."

...

"What did we mean to talk about?"

"We never had anything to say to each other."

"Oh. Right. Well."

"Well."

Posted by: Grim at June 11, 2014 12:53 AM

Though not as famous as the diner scene, this photo is reminiscent of the scene in "When Harry met Sally" where they were having dinner after having sex--and having regrets for "doing it". They both sat in silence, until Harry said "It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk".

You don't SUPPOSE????????????????

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 11, 2014 12:37 PM

"In every relationship, there comes a point where infatuation and adoration stops--where you realized the faults of your beloved--where you realize the bathroom really DOES stink after they have been in there.

Given the amateurish and inept handling of both foreign and domestic policy by this administration, even formerly staunch supporters of The Enlightened One have come to that point. There is nothing left to discuss."

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 11, 2014 12:56 PM

You're hiding a steak under that roasted sweet potato, I'm telling Michelle!

I have no steak, this is someone else's plate.

Posted by: htom at June 11, 2014 01:15 PM

That's no steak--they're discussing Shnitzengrubers !

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 11, 2014 01:21 PM

Link won't take--Schnitzengrubers--copy and paste

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-UwWVX/blazing_saddles_lili_goes_black/

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 11, 2014 01:24 PM

Diane had long been accused of being a puppet of Obama. In this photo, his hand is NOT behind her back--on the other hand, she makes NO MOVE or utterance either.

In a "life imitates art moment", this is NOTHING compared to the Mastery of the Marionette displayed by Valerie Jarrett--who controls Obama's every move and sound. The big ears and grin are an homage to Howdie Doody

Though controlled by Jarrett, Obama is VOICED by Buffalo Bob (Bill Ayers). Clarabelle the Clown never utters a word--a perfect portrayal of Eric Holder. Who in Washington would play Sandra the Witch? Mayor Phineas Bluster? Thunderthud? Capt. Windy Scuttlebutt?

One thing we can ALL agree on--the entire Administration is cast as the mysterious "Flub-A-Dub."

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 11, 2014 08:40 PM

The CDC announced today what are believed to be the first confirmed cases of “Deep Background” in humans. The pathogen had previously been thought to be quiescent and detectable only in MSM 'nothing to see here' stories.

Posted by: George Pal at June 12, 2014 11:10 AM

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