June 13, 2014
Caption Contest - Father's Day Edition
No judgement today, villains. Instead, a caption contest just for Father's Day! Both will be judged after the weekend.
So, here's another picture for you to snarkify:
Have at it. And may the Farce be with you.
Posted by DL Sly at June 13, 2014 11:47 AM
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"If that hat is my present from you, son, the 'World's Best Dad' cup your sister brought me is an outright lie."
Posted by: Grim at June 13, 2014 12:14 PM
"Wait, wait... I'm gonna be a WHAT????"
Posted by: spd rdr at June 13, 2014 03:05 PM
When I said I wanted a hat that really spoke to me, I didn't mean that literally.
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at June 13, 2014 03:46 PM
Riffing on YAG:
"Take me to the river...
Drop me in the water"
Posted by: Cassandra at June 13, 2014 03:47 PM
Last week, I caught a hat THIS big!
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at June 13, 2014 05:21 PM
I've heard the term "Ass hat"--but "Bass Hat"?
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 13, 2014 06:30 PM
Down south, they fish for BREAM (pronounced "Brim").
"Frank's wife asked him what he wanted for Father's Day. She obviously misunderstood him when he said he wanted a hat with a big BRIM."
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 13, 2014 06:37 PM
Life imitates art?
Most VC'er are aware of the Nigerian 419 Scam baiters
In a move that would make most VC'er proud--Upon receiving a Nigerian scam, this group swings into action TO BAIT THE SCAMMERS!
They string the scammers along--telling them that they would LOVE to help the scammer retrieve millions of dollars. Turning the tables on the scammers, they pose as a church--the "Church of Bread, Fishes, and Wine."
They ask the scammer to prove that he is real, by posing with a fish on his head, and carrying a loaf of bread.
Scroll down the site for photos and copies of the messages between the scammer and the scam-baiter.
"Fish on head"? I've seen THAT one before!
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 13, 2014 06:58 PM
In many ancient cultures, the fish is a fertility symbol
There is more in this link than most men would ever want to know--but considering that this blog DOES belong to the Blog Princess--perhaps it is only fitting.
Still not convinced? here's another Note that in one of the ancient drawings, a goddess of fertility is depicted WITH A FISH ON HER HEAD!
I've got to believe that DL Sly has "suckered" the male readers of VC into a female fertility ritual--how apropos for "Father's Day!"
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 13, 2014 07:15 PM
Evan was skeptical of his father's claims's about the new hat being "lucky," but nevertheless promised the old man that he'd wear it for the annual Father-Son Alligator Hunt.
Posted by: spd rdr at June 13, 2014 08:48 PM
Frank went to the costume party--nude, except for the hat. When asked what his costume portrayed, he replied "A bonefish."
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 14, 2014 10:14 AM
It's the kind of chapeau worn by historical lawman...Bass Masterson!
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM
Son, I said, "When you wear your hat sideways like that, you're really just showing you ass."
Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at June 16, 2014 05:00 PM