June 19, 2014
Caption Contest - World Cup Edition
Alright, villains! Here is your next picture to snarkify.
Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
Posted by DL Sly at June 19, 2014 12:50 PM
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When Fred mentioned the toilet was RUNNING--he was told to "jiggle it". Fred always takes things literally.
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 19, 2014 03:47 PM
Every high school team has their mascot. Kolher, Wisconson--home to Kohler plumbing fixtures, featured the "Running Johnnies."
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 19, 2014 03:51 PM
We have the Orange Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Fiesta Bowl, the Rose Bowl--but I pity the two teams selected to play in the TOILET BOWL!
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 19, 2014 04:17 PM
After being told that they could no longer use the name "Redskins" as the team name, the Washington team was told to select a name more emblematic of the city.
The name "Washington Crappers" was the first choice nationwide, but was rejected by the NFL.
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 19, 2014 04:52 PM
The "Toilet seat up" vs. "Toilet seat down" controversy has been raging for over a century. The issue was finally settled by playing a football game.
In this photo, the feminine "toilet seat down" player tackles a male fan of "toilet seat up."
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 19, 2014 05:06 PM
Fleeing the field, the Redskin took cover behind the Empty Chair.
Posted by: htom at June 20, 2014 12:07 AM
Butch emerged from the Game of Thrones flushed with victory.
Posted by: Pachysandra at June 20, 2014 07:07 AM
OK, this is really unforgivable, but...
"In the Game of Thrones, it's always better to be #1 than #2."
Posted by: Cass at June 20, 2014 07:09 AM
Operating under the theory that "what goes in must come out"--Green Bay Packers football fans have added the latest accouterment to "tailgating" at games by moving the loo right onto the field, where diehard fans need not miss a single play.
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 20, 2014 09:37 AM
We have become so inured to anthropomorphic advertising--talking breakfast cereals, talking cats, ads that express the feelings of the heart, stomach, colon, and various other body parts--food that "fights" us...........that the thought of being attacked by a charging crapper--of being SET UPON by that which we normally SIT UPON--becomes almost believable.
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 20, 2014 10:30 AM
"Tommy the toilet had been 'dumped upon' his entire life--there is NEVER a 'nice day' for a toilet. He stoically accepted his lot in life--but he suffered from low self-esteem. Tommy was employed at Lambeau Field--home of the Green Bay Packers. It was a S#*T job, but it was a job that Tommy was born to do. Tommy was good at his job. He became the 'Prince of Pissoirs'--the "King of Commodes."
One day, however--after a seemingly endless parade of potty patrons, Tommy snapped. One of his customers didn't even do a courtesy flush.
Tommy chased down and exacted his revenge on his tormentor in full view of 70,000 fans.
There IS a happy ending to this story--Tommy was sentenced to public service. He joined the Peace Corps, where he brings the pleasures of plumbing to underdeveloped countries."
Posted by: frequent flyer at June 20, 2014 10:54 AM
I've had just about enough of your shit, Marvin! "Don't talk to me about life". Bitch please!
Posted by: Commodus at June 20, 2014 03:19 PM
In soviet russia, porcelain bus drives you!
Posted by: model_1066 at June 21, 2014 02:27 AM
Ummm, Commodus, looks like your link got flushed.
Posted by: DL Sly at June 21, 2014 12:05 PM
The Quarterback's (ex)fiance was rather clearly not selected for her vast intellect, but for her... AHEM!... "other talents".
This became even more markedly obvious when she hired a service to deliver him a very unusual "Dear John" letter....
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at June 22, 2014 06:21 AM
The new coach at BYU was rather unusual in his style and strict, demanding requirements of his players...
Here we see in action the team's newly instituted standard "shaming" punishment for those players found to have a "potty mouth"...
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at June 22, 2014 06:25 AM
HNN/Reuters -- "In a masterful example of corporate sabotage, American Standard sent in a rogue mascot to disrupt play and ruin the advertising value of the first -- and last -- Briggs Bowl."
Posted by: OBloodyHell, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." at June 22, 2014 06:36 AM
Yeah, this game is down the crapper - Every Cleveland Browns fan ever.
Posted by: MJL at June 22, 2014 12:40 PM
MJL, did you hear about the Brown's fan who had in his will that he wanted to have pall bearers from the Browns, so the team could let him down one more time.
Posted by: DL Sly at June 22, 2014 03:09 PM
Never again would Jay forget to jiggle the handle.
Posted by: spd rdr at June 24, 2014 07:36 AM
Bob was a fixture at Redskins home games.
Posted by: spd rdr at June 25, 2014 06:58 AM
Bob was a fixture at Redskins home games.
Hoo boy, are you in trouble :p Not the least b/c that made me laugh out loud. Some seasons, you've gotta laugh or you'll cry.
Posted by: Cassandra at June 25, 2014 09:53 AM