June 10, 2014
Let The Judgement Begin
My apologies for the delay in Judgement for last week's contest. I had something come up, unexpectedly. Namely, the ground...but it's a long story, and I'm in need of hilarity around here. So, a small peek at last week...
A new entry on the winner's list this week finds MathMom tallyating trouser snakes and tres' Frances at number five Gaston realized with horror, that his "trouser snake" was intent upon standing and joining Rene in the danse des pédés.
A dance for which htom apparently has found the definitive name at number four The rout began at this mis-step in the Dance of Defying the Wasps.
YAG "feels the pain" of every golfer in America with Tennis players react with the Heebie Jeebies to the news Kevin Costner will be doing for tennis what Tin Cup did for golf.
While afe scoops up the silver...and tosses it out onto the floor for The nancy-boy dance marathon at The French Open was a huge hit with the crowd and the players. Here, Jean-claude and Francois-marie perform their winning rendition of "It's Raining Men" during the Men's Doubles Final. Saucy, n'est-pas?
And, finally, swooping in at the last minute to grab the gold before it hits the ground, is frequent flyer in first place with The U.S. Tennis Association adopted the National Football League rules prohibiting "excessive celebrations" after the French team performed the "dance of the seven virgins" following a point.
Special note is made of spd's homage to my home state - Montana brothers Bill and Bertram Berwanger perform the rain, wind, hail and sunshine dance for tourists while fending off clouds of diversity-carrying mosquitoes.
If it weren't such a blatant attempt to curry favor with the judge, it might have warranted more consideration. Buuuuttt one comes to expect these things from high-powered attorneys these days.....
Congrats to the winners and well-played every-villain.
A new picture to snarkify will be up soon....ish.
Posted by DL Sly at June 10, 2014 02:09 PM
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Perhaps the reference to Big Sky mosquitoes was a bit fawning. I'll just tip my cap to the very worthy winners and pay the bribe money next time.
Posted by: spd rdr at June 10, 2014 05:50 PM
Cash only please.
Posted by: DL Sly at June 10, 2014 06:22 PM
Both will increase my "flexibility".
Posted by: DL Sly at June 10, 2014 06:25 PM
Looking forward to delivering a few beers.
Posted by: CAPT Mike at June 14, 2014 03:47 AM
I just got a new smoker, and have so far done a pork shoulder (10 hrs), a tri-tip (4 hrs) and 2 lbs of Tillamook medium cheddar (2 hrs w/apple and hickory chips). So, it'll be worth the trip, I guarantee it.
Posted by: DL Sly at June 14, 2014 01:55 PM