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June 18, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin - It's Twins! Edition

Well, villains, I hope you've had a great couple of weeks. By the commentary, I'd say you had fun. I know the Dark Side did. My laptop screen? Weeellll...,it's much cleaner now!
However, it's a new week, and I've old business to which to attend.
First up, a re-peek at one of the Capital City's dysfunctional, *fraternal* "sista and brotha from anotha motha"...


So let the Judgement Games begin!
And may the beer be ever plentiful in your bribes.

First off the podium in a dash, well, more of a meander, for fifth place is Grim's interpretation of the conversation, or lack thereof ~


"What did we mean to talk about?"

"We never had anything to say to each other."

"Oh. Right. Well."


htom is right on his heels with the not-so-singular suspicion about within whose closet reside the men's pants at the White House ~
You're hiding a steak under that roasted sweet potato, I'm telling Michelle!
I have no steak, this is someone else's plate.

Frequent Flyer, with eyes in the skies on the third place prize, has a different opinion about the meat on the plates ~ That's no steak--they're discussing Shnitzengrubers!
(And he did this without using the words pink slime. We are losing our touch, villains!)

No second place winner for this one as I have two first place winners instead - each for completely different reasons which made it literally impossible to choose one over the other this time.

Up first is spd whose comment wins for pure snort-worthiness and, also, happens, btw, to be the first comment to take out my screen with this oh-so-believable comment given the Narcissist-in-Chief ~ "Oh waiter! Check to the lady. Thank you."

My other first place winner is George Pal whose comment is a thing of double entendre beauty ~ The CDC announced today what are believed to be the first confirmed cases of “Deep Background” in humans. The pathogen had previously been thought to be quiescent and detectable only in MSM 'nothing to see here' stories.

Father's Day Edition -
First of all, congrats to all who stuck with this picture's theme. You are learning, young..ish padawan. For those *certain* commentors (who shall remain nameless.) who didn't get the memo, perhaps a Q-tip or three when next you "get off your head" for your coffe break, hmmm? 0>;~D
*snort snort*

But now a look at bouncing, badbass picture number two!


Aaannnd, Jarvis......, drop my Judgement...

Kicking off his shoes, and cleaning out his ears and his Inbox, is Don Brouhaha at number five with this screen-cleaning caption ~ Last week, I caught a hat THIS big!

Grim, however, is going to have to work on his kidside manner for accepting gifts ~ "If that hat is my present from you, son, the 'World's Best Dad' cup your sister brought me is an outright lie."
(It's the smile, Grim, gotta work on that smile, my friend.)

Frequent Flyer, cruising at 33,333', may be speaking from experience when he says, "Frank's wife asked him what he wanted for Father's Day. She obviously misunderstood him when he said he wanted a hat with a big BRIM."

YAG has apparently gotten a gift similar to this as his comment seems a bit "practiced" ~ When I said I wanted a hat that really spoke to me, I didn't mean that literally.

And, last, but certainly not least, Villainous Company's resident smartass, and Sister Bag O' Metaphor's' favorite student, spd rdr has managed to sweep the twin billing with a caption that really could fit the pic ~ "Wait, wait... I'm gonna be a WHAT????"

*Other categories announced earlier tonight, but not filmed due to time constraints, include:

"Longest Caption For Which I'm Going To Need Much More Beer To Figure Out" ~ Diane had long been accused of being a puppet of Obama. In this photo, his hand is NOT behind her back--on the other hand, she makes NO MOVE or utterance either.

In a "life imitates art moment", this is NOTHING compared to the Mastery of the Marionette displayed by Valerie Jarrett--who controls Obama's every move and sound. The big ears and grin are an homage to Howdie Doody.

Though controlled by Jarrett, Obama is VOICED by Buffalo Bob (Bill Ayers). Clarabelle the Clown never utters a word--a perfect portrayal of Eric Holder. Who in Washington would play Sandra the Witch? Mayor Phineas Bluster? Thunderthud? Capt. Windy Scuttlebutt?

One thing we can ALL agree on--the entire Administration is cast as the mysterious "Flub-A-Dub."
Posted by: frequent flyer

"Longest Caption For Which The Exact Amount of Beer Will Again Be Required In Order To Be Able To Explain This To Anyone" ~
Life imitates art?
Most VC'er are aware of the Nigerian 419 Scam baiters
In a move that would make most VC'er proud--Upon receiving a Nigerian scam, this group swings into action TO BAIT THE SCAMMERS!
They string the scammers along--telling them that they would LOVE to help the scammer retrieve millions of dollars. Turning the tables on the scammers, they pose as a church--the "Church of Bread, Fishes, and Wine."
They ask the scammer to prove that he is real, by posing with a fish on his head, and carrying a loaf of bread.
Scroll down the site for photos and copies of the messages between the scammer and the scam-baiter.
"Fish on head"? I've seen THAT one before!

Posted by: frequent flyer

"The I Don't Know About You, Buddy, But My Sh!t Don't Stink" category ~ "In every relationship, there comes a point where infatuation and adoration stops--where you realized the faults of your beloved--where you realize the bathroom really DOES stink after they have been in there.

Given the amateurish and inept handling of both foreign and domestic policy by this administration, even formerly staunch supporters of The Enlightened One have come to that point. There is nothing left to discuss."
Posted by: frequent flyer

And, finally, "Drat! The Master Plan Fails Due to Limp Response to Our Baiting" category ~
In many ancient cultures, the fish is a fertility symbol
There is more in this link than most men would ever want to know--but considering that this blog DOES belong to the Blog Princess--perhaps it is only fitting.
Still not convinced? here's another Note that in one of the ancient drawings, a goddess of fertility is depicted WITH A FISH ON HER HEAD!
I've got to believe that DL Sly has "suckered" the male readers of VC into a female fertility ritual--how apropos for "Father's Day!"
Posted by: frequent flyer

Outstanding job, everyone! Congrats to all the winners, and thank you for playing, villains!

Another pic will be up .....yeah.

Posted by DL Sly at June 18, 2014 10:42 AM

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Even if I did smile, my beard is too big for you to tell.


Posted by: Grim at June 18, 2014 05:26 PM

Love the hat!
But, MH has quite the sizeable beard now as well, and I can see his smile.
'Lessen' you don't got no teef. You got teef, don'cha?

Posted by: DL Sly at June 18, 2014 07:18 PM

They're in his beard, somewhere :p

Posted by: Cass at June 19, 2014 01:03 PM

Let's see if he can figure out how to those in his emoticon.

Posted by: DL Sly at June 19, 2014 01:14 PM


Posted by: Grim at June 19, 2014 02:17 PM

Awww, there's the Grim we all know and love!
Nice tooth.

Posted by: DL Sly at June 19, 2014 03:37 PM

I see the check finally cleared. :-)

Posted by: spd rdr at June 24, 2014 07:10 AM