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June 25, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin - World Cup Edition

I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. The Dark Side is loving the recent arrival (finally) of clear skies and warm weather. Prior to that, a large, heavy storm had been rolling through dropping over 8" of rain and 20" of snow in some parts of Glacier National Park, as well as 2-6+" of rain on our valley below, leaving moods a little shitty in the crappah for the first weeks of June, and after an already long and very cold winter, to say we had "cabin fever" was an understatement of Obamacare proportions. So, the caption entries were appreciated for more than just their flat-freakin' hilarity.
Thanks for that, villains.
Now, though, there is old business to attend, so with a quick sniff backward...,


it's Judgement time.*

Taking the throne, sports page in hand, and refusing to give it up no matter which daughter bangs on the door is spd rdr ~ Bob was a fixture at Redskins home games.
(When you've finished, have a care
And please profusely spray the air.)
[which could just as easily speak for some team's season records as well.....heh]

htom taking a sheet (take three, please, this isn't Sheryl Crow's house) from Clint Eastwood's roll ~ Fleeing the field, the Redskin took cover behind the Empty Chair.
(I hope he waited a good long while after spd vacated the room.)

Our beloved Blog Princess snatches the brass handle and gives it a good jiggle ~ Butch emerged from the Game of Thrones flushed with victory.

While model 1066, thinking more internationally and perhaps not-so-fondly of "Morning After's" past, grabs the silver spigot with ~ In soviet russia, porcelain bus drives you!

And, sitting on the heated seat of victory, is relative newcomer to the caption contests, MJL (see what can happen, peoples, when you just try?) and this snort-worthy lament (you owe me screen cleaner, btw) ~ Yeah, this game is down the crapper - Every Cleveland Browns fan ever.

Other categories the producers thought should be included but weren't because the executive producers sacked them ~

"I Thought It Was Long Last Week, But We Love Him Anyway":
"Tommy the toilet had been 'dumped upon' his entire life--there is NEVER a 'nice day' for a toilet. He stoically accepted his lot in life--but he suffered from low self-esteem. Tommy was employed at Lambeau Field--home of the Green Bay Packers. It was a S#*T job, but it was a job that Tommy was born to do. Tommy was good at his job. He became the 'Prince of Pissoirs'--the "King of Commodes."
One day, however--after a seemingly endless parade of potty patrons, Tommy snapped. One of his customers didn't even do a courtesy flush.
Tommy chased down and exacted his revenge on his tormentor in full view of 70,000 fans.
There IS a happy ending to this story--Tommy was sentenced to public service. He joined the Peace Corps, where he brings the pleasures of plumbing to underdeveloped countries."

~ frequent flyer

"Is It Real Or Is It Memorex":
After being told that they could no longer use the name "Redskins" as the team name, the Washington team was told to select a name more emblematic of the city.
The name "Washington Crappers" was the first choice nationwide, but was rejected by the NFL.

~ frequent flyer

And finally, in the "This Is Almost As Good As Getting Pakistani Tech Support to Admit Their Name is Not John or Mary" catergory:
OK, this is really unforgivable, but...
"In the Game of Thrones, it's always better to be #1 than #2."

~ Cass

Well, that's it for this week, villains. Again, thanks for the great captions to chase away the gloom, and thanks for playing.
As usual, another picture will be up......

* - This could be a trigger warning, or it could just be an asterisk "on account", who knows?

Posted by DL Sly at June 25, 2014 02:01 PM

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WHAT???? To long?

You don't like NARRATIVES? You don't like HAPPY ENDINGS?

Aren't you the least bit curious as the events that shaped Tommy the Toilet--and what became of him?

Wh--Why--you're just a HATER! (sarcasm, laugh)

What else would you expect from a writer? I always wanted to write a novel! (laugh)

Posted by: frequent flyer at June 25, 2014 04:54 PM

"Aren't you the least bit curious as the events that shaped Tommy the Toilet--and what became of him?

Wh--Why--you're just a HATER!"

**annoying dial-up modem noise**

You've reached the "My Give A Damn's Busted" Hotline, we're not sorry there's nobody here. If you leave a message, we're not sorry nobody will be here to return your call - not later, not tomorrow, not ever. And we're not sorry for that, either. We'd say thank you for your call, but well, you do remember where you called, right?

*snort snort*

Posted by: DL Sly at June 25, 2014 05:32 PM

You *LIKE* me! You really LIKE me!

OK, so you don't like me. That's OK. I like myself enough for all of you haters.

Posted by: Barack "The Lightworker" Obama at June 25, 2014 06:39 PM

What is with all the Redskins hate? And how did I miss htom's spite-filled caption earlier?


Jealousy is such an awful thing.

Posted by: Cass at June 25, 2014 06:40 PM

"You *LIKE* me! You really LIKE me!"

**annoying dial-up modem noise**......

Posted by: DL Sly at June 25, 2014 06:58 PM

Yeah, and Cass still owes me a stuffed marmoset.

Posted by: MJL at June 27, 2014 12:55 PM

Well, if she "flung" it at you, you do realize that you must find the nearest barn's broadside to begin your search, yes?

Posted by: DL Sly at June 27, 2014 01:17 PM

Yeah, and Cass still owes me a stuffed marmoset.

It is on its way to you. By parcel post :p

Posted by: Cassandra at June 27, 2014 03:49 PM