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July 14, 2014

Caption Contest

Alright, villains, here is your next picture to snarkify.


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at July 14, 2014 06:13 PM

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"And here, Comrade Kerry, is the Leaping Lizard Lounge and Marina. We have taken the liberty of providing you with a lifetime subscription to both as a professional courtesy..."

Posted by: Azrael Eshu at July 14, 2014 09:35 PM

Amb. Kerry and Sec. Lew, at the Great Wall of China (Badaling Gate) demonstrating the non-conformity of America by being out of step, even with each other!

Posted by: htom at July 14, 2014 09:38 PM

"How many stairs do we have to go up?"

Posted by: Rex at July 14, 2014 10:17 PM

John Kerry, on the quest to find his next heiress.

Posted by: MJL at July 15, 2014 02:48 AM

The tour has been wonderful Mr. Gide, it has been seared in my memory.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 15, 2014 09:33 AM

Can I get me a walking license here?

Posted by: Allen at July 15, 2014 01:35 PM

Mr. Lo Blo explains the state of the art security system China uses for the US Embassy, "As you can see, Mr Kerry, we don't allow YouTube here."

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 15, 2014 01:58 PM

Why didn't I wear my waffle-soled shoes?

Posted by: htom at July 15, 2014 02:13 PM

"Is this the way to Lambert Field, where the Packers play?"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at July 15, 2014 06:53 PM

Water this way, Mr. Horse.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 15, 2014 11:36 PM

"And here, Mr. Kerry, is where your photo hangs in the War Remnants Museum (formerly the War Crimes Museum) We owe you a debt of gratitude as a War Resistor. Near your photo is a replica of Jane Fonda manning an anti-aircraft gun."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 08:58 AM

"We would consider it an honor if you would replicate throwing your well-deserved medals over this wall at the museum--as you did at the White House when you so courageously fought for our cause."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:00 AM

"And this is the remains of what so many American journalists have described as the "Hanoi Hilton". Contrary to their descriptions, note the spacious rooms--the recreational facilities--the re-education library.................."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:21 AM

"Cambodia? No, Mr. Kerry, this is Vietnam! Cambodia is some distance this way! Perhaps your memory is incorrect?"

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:25 AM

"Notice, Mr. Kerry, that I have no right ear. It gives proof to the accuracy of your statement that American troops acted in a style reminiscent of Gengis Khan

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:31 AM

It's bad enough I have to wear this ballistic blazer on a scorching day, I'm not buttoning it! And why does yours have a flag pin?

Posted by: htom at July 16, 2014 11:38 AM

White Shirt: Over there we’re building the organ donor center.
Kerry: Where will the children’s orphanage be located?
White Shirt: Next to it. It will be with in convenient walking

Posted by: Frank the Knife at July 16, 2014 12:04 PM

"And over here we have the People's Soylent Green Works."
"Green? I love protecting the environment."
"Yes, yes... so do we. Please, gentlemen, right this way."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 16, 2014 03:39 PM

"Now this is a wall separating two countries.

We can't afford it. We can't even afford to build just the wall.

We don't use the "b" word now."

Posted by: htom at July 16, 2014 11:34 PM

Guide:"And over here is the People's Blue Blazer and Khaki Slacks Works."
Lew: "But... that's an elementary school."
Kerry: "Snacks? I love snacks."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 17, 2014 07:57 AM


So.... are we in Cambodia yet?

Posted by: Cassandra at July 17, 2014 11:02 AM

Kerry: "Where do you keep all the kimonos? I promised Teresa I would get her a kimono."

Guide: "Over there, Mr. Ambassador. In Japan."

Kerry: "Is Japan close?"

Guide: "We could reach out and touch it, Mr. Ambassador. And we will."

Kerry: "Good. My feet hurt."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 17, 2014 11:24 AM

"Was it the beans, or the sauerkraut?"

"The combination. Never again."

Posted by: htom at July 17, 2014 05:53 PM

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 17, 2014 10:27 PM

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 17, 2014 10:28 PM


Actually you can buy some very nice silk robes, etc (that are just like Kimonos) in the People's Republic of China.

But I get the joke. :)

"Are we in Cambodia yet?" Now that's funny.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at July 17, 2014 11:41 PM

The ignorant leading a wiling fool and a buffoon.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at July 18, 2014 02:06 AM

Kerry: "...and another bad thing about oppression is..."
Guide: "Oh look! A squirrel!"
Kerry & Lew: "Where?!"

Posted by: spd rdr at July 18, 2014 07:42 AM

"Look! See, Mr. Kerry! SEE! We have found your Lucky hat from the Christmas you spent in Cambodia!

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 18, 2014 03:53 PM