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July 14, 2014

Caption Contest

Alright, villains, here is your next picture to snarkify.

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Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
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Posted by DL Sly at July 14, 2014 06:13 PM

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"And here, Comrade Kerry, is the Leaping Lizard Lounge and Marina. We have taken the liberty of providing you with a lifetime subscription to both as a professional courtesy..."

Posted by: Azrael Eshu at July 14, 2014 09:35 PM

Amb. Kerry and Sec. Lew, at the Great Wall of China (Badaling Gate) demonstrating the non-conformity of America by being out of step, even with each other!

Posted by: htom at July 14, 2014 09:38 PM

"How many stairs do we have to go up?"

Posted by: Rex at July 14, 2014 10:17 PM

John Kerry, on the quest to find his next heiress.

Posted by: MJL at July 15, 2014 02:48 AM

The tour has been wonderful Mr. Gide, it has been seared in my memory.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 15, 2014 09:33 AM

Can I get me a walking license here?

Posted by: Allen at July 15, 2014 01:35 PM

Mr. Lo Blo explains the state of the art security system China uses for the US Embassy, "As you can see, Mr Kerry, we don't allow YouTube here."

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at July 15, 2014 01:58 PM

Why didn't I wear my waffle-soled shoes?

Posted by: htom at July 15, 2014 02:13 PM

"Is this the way to Lambert Field, where the Packers play?"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at July 15, 2014 06:53 PM

Water this way, Mr. Horse.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 15, 2014 11:36 PM

"And here, Mr. Kerry, is where your photo hangs in the War Remnants Museum (formerly the War Crimes Museum) We owe you a debt of gratitude as a War Resistor. Near your photo is a replica of Jane Fonda manning an anti-aircraft gun."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 08:58 AM

"We would consider it an honor if you would replicate throwing your well-deserved medals over this wall at the museum--as you did at the White House when you so courageously fought for our cause."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:00 AM

"And this is the remains of what so many American journalists have described as the "Hanoi Hilton". Contrary to their descriptions, note the spacious rooms--the recreational facilities--the re-education library.................."

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:21 AM

"Cambodia? No, Mr. Kerry, this is Vietnam! Cambodia is some distance this way! Perhaps your memory is incorrect?"

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:25 AM

"Notice, Mr. Kerry, that I have no right ear. It gives proof to the accuracy of your statement that American troops acted in a style reminiscent of Gengis Khan

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 16, 2014 09:31 AM

It's bad enough I have to wear this ballistic blazer on a scorching day, I'm not buttoning it! And why does yours have a flag pin?

Posted by: htom at July 16, 2014 11:38 AM

White Shirt: Over there we’re building the organ donor center.
Kerry: Where will the children’s orphanage be located?
White Shirt: Next to it. It will be with in convenient walking

Posted by: Frank the Knife at July 16, 2014 12:04 PM

"And over here we have the People's Soylent Green Works."
"Green? I love protecting the environment."
"Yes, yes... so do we. Please, gentlemen, right this way."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 16, 2014 03:39 PM

"Now this is a wall separating two countries.


We can't afford it. We can't even afford to build just the wall.


We don't use the "b" word now."

Posted by: htom at July 16, 2014 11:34 PM

Guide:"And over here is the People's Blue Blazer and Khaki Slacks Works."
Lew: "But... that's an elementary school."
Kerry: "Snacks? I love snacks."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 17, 2014 07:57 AM

[Kerry]

So.... are we in Cambodia yet?

Posted by: Cassandra at July 17, 2014 11:02 AM

Kerry: "Where do you keep all the kimonos? I promised Teresa I would get her a kimono."

Guide: "Over there, Mr. Ambassador. In Japan."

Kerry: "Is Japan close?"

Guide: "We could reach out and touch it, Mr. Ambassador. And we will."

Kerry: "Good. My feet hurt."

Posted by: spd rdr at July 17, 2014 11:24 AM

"Was it the beans, or the sauerkraut?"

"The combination. Never again."

Posted by: htom at July 17, 2014 05:53 PM

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 17, 2014 10:27 PM

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 17, 2014 10:28 PM

Cass

Actually you can buy some very nice silk robes, etc (that are just like Kimonos) in the People's Republic of China.

But I get the joke. :)

"Are we in Cambodia yet?" Now that's funny.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at July 17, 2014 11:41 PM

The ignorant leading a wiling fool and a buffoon.

Posted by: CAPT Mike at July 18, 2014 02:06 AM

Kerry: "...and another bad thing about oppression is..."
Guide: "Oh look! A squirrel!"
Kerry & Lew: "Where?!"

Posted by: spd rdr at July 18, 2014 07:42 AM

"Look! See, Mr. Kerry! SEE! We have found your Lucky hat from the Christmas you spent in Cambodia!

Posted by: frequent flyer at July 18, 2014 03:53 PM