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August 08, 2014

Caption Contest - Dog Days of Summer Edition

Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at August 8, 2014 11:54 AM

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Scene from an all-canine reenactment of "The Shining".

Posted by: model_1066 at August 8, 2014 12:27 PM

Curse you, Mailman! I'll get you one of these days!

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at August 8, 2014 02:16 PM

Congressional Democrats have issued statements of solidarity for the unfortunate pooch saying that after ObamaCare they know how if feels to stick their heads where it doesn't belong and not be able to extract themselves.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at August 8, 2014 02:19 PM

"In all the excitement, I'm not sure if you were dropping off 5 pieces of mail, or 6. So how many was it? Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you?"

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at August 8, 2014 03:50 PM

Look what the cat dragged in.

Posted by: Elise at August 8, 2014 04:07 PM

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: htom at August 8, 2014 05:38 PM

"You may not think you want a canine head shoved through your mail slot. Still, we have to shove these heads through your slots so you can find out what's in it for you. Think of it as a tax, not a mandate."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 8, 2014 11:44 PM

With a not to Gary Larsen's "The Far Side"

"Authorities made a chilling discovery at the home of mailman Gary Larsen, when they found his 'trophy room'. Residents had reported missing pets."

Posted by: frequent flyer at August 9, 2014 09:44 AM

"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE 'UP' BUTTON!

Posted by: frequent flyer at August 9, 2014 09:46 AM

The new patented Obama security system by Ronco! Yes, Ronco! The Sir Barksalot(tm) homeland security system mounts easily to entry points and will bark, howl, and otherwise caterwhaul when dangers come near. Sir Barksalot is unable to actually pursue and attack security threats, keeping you safe from any liability or blame for taking action. Sir Barksalot's patented "all bark, no bite" defense settings will also keep you safe from any blame by "haters" for "appalling" injuries to security threats. 4 out of 5 Kenyan scientisits agree that Sir Barksalot is the best all-symbolic, no-substance threat deterrent on the market. As an added bonus, Sir Barksalot will periodically poop on those areas within the protected boundaries, to give you that true Obama experience. Act now, and Ronco will add a free Popeil's Pocket Fisherman(tm) to let you pass the time fishing while waiting for Obama to accomplish something useful, extra shipping and handling charges apply. Hurry, while supplies last!

Posted by: a former european at August 9, 2014 02:24 PM

This is "Joe Biden"--the "Junkyard Dog" of the administration.

He can't really hurt anybody, though, because Obama keeps him locked up, and a shock collar on him from making any noise.

Posted by: frequent flyer at August 10, 2014 01:22 PM

That damned CAT! Sorry, Boss. Help?

Posted by: htom at August 11, 2014 01:26 PM

♫ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♫
♫ Nobody knows my sorrows ♫

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at August 11, 2014 03:01 PM

You know this whole dog-shaming thing has gotten out of hand when people have brought the stocks back out.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at August 11, 2014 03:11 PM

That's a little long for a caption. But a humorous essay, nonetheless.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at August 12, 2014 12:13 AM

Yes, Don, I know, but I had to stay true to my muse and do a proper 70s infomercial. I do not compromise my art.

Posted by: a former european at August 12, 2014 03:10 AM

Obama's State Dept

Posted by: CAPT Mike at August 12, 2014 10:56 AM

Here's Johnny!

Posted by: Kevin Bush at August 12, 2014 03:34 PM

This is the "mirror image" of the scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, where the school principal breaks into the house through the doggy door and is confronted with the Rottweiler.

Posted by: frequent flyer at August 13, 2014 01:47 PM