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August 24, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin - Dog Days of Summer Edition

So, you see, here's the deal, summer here by so many lakes is very distracting what with family and friends to drag around on tubes until we can dump them off and such...

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But sooner or later, one must come in from the water and take care of business.
Dammit.
Especially since most of my victims went back home. And after you guys did such a great job with your comments, I figured I should probably get off my ass and do a little judging. So, a reminder for those of the *forgetful* persuasion....

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...and let the judgement begin.

Kicking off the top five this week is relative newcomer to the caption contest, but certainly not to VC, Elise with Look what the cat dragged in.

Coming in at number four is YAG the music man -
♫ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♫
♫ Nobody knows my sorrows ♫

Grabbing the brass ring is another relative newcomer to the contest, Kevin Bush for Here's Johnny!

htom snatches the silver with this Pythonesk retort Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

And taking gold with this incredible entry is afe and his infomercial - The new patented Obama security system by Ronco! Yes, Ronco! The Sir Barksalot(tm) homeland security system mounts easily to entry points and will bark, howl, and otherwise caterwhaul when dangers come near. Sir Barksalot is unable to actually pursue and attack security threats, keeping you safe from any liability or blame for taking action. Sir Barksalot's patented "all bark, no bite" defense settings will also keep you safe from any blame by "haters" for "appalling" injuries to security threats. 4 out of 5 Kenyan scientisits agree that Sir Barksalot is the best all-symbolic, no-substance threat deterrent on the market. As an added bonus, Sir Barksalot will periodically poop on those areas within the protected boundaries, to give you that true Obama experience. Act now, and Ronco will add a free Popeil's Pocket Fisherman(tm) to let you pass the time fishing while waiting for Obama to accomplish something useful, extra shipping and handling charges apply. Hurry, while supplies last!

Congrats, winners, and thanks, everyone, for continuing to provide giggles and guffaws around the Dark Side.
As always, another picture will be forthcoming.
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Posted by DL Sly at August 24, 2014 11:04 PM

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Posted by: a former european at August 25, 2014 05:06 AM

We do indeed, Sir Barksalot... err... afe :p Congratulations - great captions, all.

Posted by: Cassandra at August 25, 2014 09:08 AM

Yanno, if y'all are gonna keep using that, you should at least link to the clip.

Congrats, afe, that was a stroke of brilliance.
Truly.
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Posted by: DL Sly at August 25, 2014 09:41 AM

A decade of being forced to watch infomercials in the 70s has burned them into my brain.:)

Posted by: a former european at August 25, 2014 05:20 PM

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