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September 23, 2014

Caption Contest

Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.

Eyes up here, too.png


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.
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Posted by DL Sly at September 23, 2014 05:15 AM

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Where do you find these pictures?

Posted by: Grim at September 23, 2014 09:01 AM

Maybellines new makeup line--guaranteed to get men to look you in the eyes while having those meaningful discussions.

Posted by: Capt Mongo at September 23, 2014 09:40 AM

... though company officials conceded the Conspicua Labia Project had had not yet successfully overcome XX chromosomal predispositions.

Posted by: George Pal at September 23, 2014 11:36 AM

Grim,
You have no idea how big, or how many different pictures files I've accumulated in my near 20 yrs on the inner tubes.
FWIW, the Princess, as well as my meat-space friends, ask me the same thing.
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Posted by: DL Sly at September 23, 2014 11:59 AM

(exasperated sigh) My eyes are DOWN HERE!

Posted by: a former european at September 23, 2014 12:42 PM

And women say it's men who always have boobs on their mind!

Posted by: MikeD at September 23, 2014 02:04 PM

A rash of repetitive motion medical complains from men threaten the new product; they are having both neck strain and eye muscle strain injuries from the new device.

Posted by: htom at September 23, 2014 02:09 PM

Suddenly, mascara seems..... superfluous.

Posted by: Cass at September 23, 2014 02:20 PM

I guess that's what you get when you have a sex-change operation in a third-world country, where English is a second language!

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:09 PM

"Darlene was tired of men staring at her chest instead of paying attention to what she had to say--so she ordered reconstructive surgery.

Like most women, she wanted men to pay attention to what's on her MIND. Now, they literally WILL!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM

"By the time she reaches retirement, she'll be blind, as time and gravity do their work."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM

"Cognizant of the popularity of the new surgery, Victoria's Secret came out with a new line of SUPPORT HATS. Not only do they 'lift and separate', but they support the NECK as well!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM

"There is a cure for sagging breasts, but in this case, the surgery results in a receding hairline."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM

"WOW! Would you look at the 'HEADlights' on THAT GIRL!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:24 PM

In researching her family history, Darlene was shocked to find that she was related to the Elephant Man

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM

"I LOVE a girl that speaks what's on her mind!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 04:59 PM

"Doctor, I may have to give up gymnastics. Whenever I do a forward somersault, my breasts hurt."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 05:01 PM

When TV shows grow stagnant, a sure-fire way to regain ratings is to introduce more sex and violence. With Star Trek, the Klingons took care of the violence portion. While very few female Klingons were ever shown, this example gave the producers the idea to introduce the remodeled forehead on the sexy female mutant Klingon shown above.

It didn't help the ratings.

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 23, 2014 07:12 PM

Shhh, we're hunting men!

Posted by: MJL at September 24, 2014 01:25 AM

The arrival of a new alien race has raised serious questions about human morality and knocked the soft porn industry in to a cocked hat.


Sheila, refused to comment further than, “I’m sorry I rejected that Shaman’s advances, but it does get me a seat in restaurant in Hollywood.”

Posted by: frank Karl at September 24, 2014 11:41 AM

Usually it's the guys who have boobs on their brain.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at September 24, 2014 05:02 PM

Why must these always be hoaxes??? Why???

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at September 24, 2014 05:09 PM

Have you noticed that her left breast sags a bit more than the right?

Have you noticed that her left eye doesn't track with the right?

You HAVEN'T??? ME EITHER!!!

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 24, 2014 05:41 PM

Tabloid journalists are always looking for the unusual, like a "man bites dog" story.

Perhaps this would make the front page of the supermarket tabloids by claiming that this is a clear case of MATTER OVER MIND.

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 24, 2014 05:43 PM

Melissa had the uncanny ability to tell just how cold it was outside by standing still outside and staring straight ahead. "HMMM--looks like 5 below...."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 24, 2014 05:52 PM

"This is NOT what I wanted when I told you I wanted a BREAST LIFT, Dr. Ramirez!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 24, 2014 05:53 PM

Cheryl always wondered why guys tended to ask her only Yes/No questions until she realized she almost never answered them verbally.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at September 26, 2014 08:35 AM

Mike,

My apologies. I guess that's what I get for not reading all the previous entries.

Posted by: Yu-Ain Gonnano at September 26, 2014 08:36 AM

Eh... I'm not worried about it, sir. :)

Posted by: MikeD at September 26, 2014 10:41 AM

At least she has no problem "expressing herself!" No wonder Obama had trouble saluting with the latte in his hand. Michelle is not amused.

Posted by: vet66 at September 26, 2014 05:33 PM

Four eyes! Fore eyes! For eyes!

Posted by: htom at September 27, 2014 04:49 PM

I hope her guy doesn't have a real big beard...

Posted by: Kevrobin45 at September 30, 2014 05:29 PM