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September 30, 2014

Caption Contest

Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at September 30, 2014 10:03 AM

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"You're lying again, Lois."

Posted by: spd rdr at September 30, 2014 01:09 PM

"Ziegried the Mentalist claimed he could read men's minds. That wasn't difficult, as most men only think about ONE THING."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 30, 2014 01:18 PM

"After the disgrace he brought upon the office, former Attorney General Eric Holder adopted a fake beard to keep out of the public eye."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 30, 2014 01:24 PM

"Hallo, young lady--I am Dr. Sigmund Fraud--er--FREUD-- perhaps you recognize me from my photograph --Unt I vould like to talk to you about my theory uff der 5 Stages uff Psychosexual Development. Now, iff you vould just lie down on der couch......."

Posted by: frequent flyer at September 30, 2014 01:43 PM

Just a minute while I attach my beard ... oh, I see we're already live.

Posted by: htom at September 30, 2014 05:47 PM

I TOLD Moriarty not to hit me with them negative waves, man, so early in the morning. Now I got me one mother-lovin' headache.

Posted by: a former european at September 30, 2014 08:50 PM

Reminds me of George Carlin's soliloquy about hair--particularly facial hair.

"That's the thing. The word 'beard' shook a lot of people up. Beard! It's not American sounding. BEARD! Lenin had a BEARD! Gabby Hayes had 'whiskers'!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at October 1, 2014 11:42 AM

Throckmorton, discovers to his dismay, he was sent ogling glasses not googling glasses. Even so, it was a step up for him.

Posted by: Frank Karl at October 3, 2014 09:10 AM

"Professor Merkel the Mindreader was famous for his ability to divine the thoughts of his subjects.

He attempted to read the thoughts of one DL Sly, but came up empty. Was the failure HIS, or did the subject really not have anything on her mind?"

Posted by: frequent flyer at October 3, 2014 09:32 AM

Harness your brain's neuroplasticity. First, knead it repeatedly - for it feels good. Invoke, repeatedly, the mantra “soft head, soft heart, makes me really fuckin’ smart.” In no time at all, you too can be a knee-jerk liberal.

Posted by: George Pal at October 3, 2014 11:41 AM

Girl, you know you want the hunger chin...

Posted by: model_1066 at October 3, 2014 09:17 PM

The professor reacted with horror at the sight of the Cool Ranch Doritos crumbs in his hair.

Posted by: MJL at October 8, 2014 09:30 AM