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September 29, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin

I have to say, villains, you did well keeping the commentary at least PG rated. I'm sure the Blog Princess appreciated that after seeing what the Dark Side had to offer this week for snarktillery. heh I like jolting her like that every once in a while. Keeps her on her toes, yanno. If only to get the picture off the top of the page.
But, enough with pickin' on the boss, though, she might take away my ration of beer, and those damn itinerant eskimos keep finding and stealing my stash. So, it's time to get down to old business and the Judgement. And because I can it's tradition to give a small reminder of the last pic...(and shirley not because I'm taking advantage of the convenient opportunity to put the pic back on the top of the page...because, I'd never do that.)

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And we're off like a prom dress!

Kicking off the top ten this week is frequent flyer, his Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator Captionator firmly in hand, dropping the first of many bombs in a vain attempt to stuff the ballot box, "Doctor, I may have to give up gymnastics. Whenever I do a forward somersault, my breasts hurt."

Next up, at number nine, is Capt Mongo's date-night make-up tips, Maybellines new makeup line--guaranteed to get men to look you in the eyes while having those meaningful discussions.

htom enters the top ten at eight with a product review, A rash of repetitive motion medical complains from men threaten the new product; they are having both neck strain and eye muscle strain injuries from the new device.

Seizing the seventh spot this week is frank Karl for Sheila, refused to comment further than, “I’m sorry I rejected that Shaman’s advances, but it does get me a seat in restaurant in Hollywood.”

And rounding out the first half is frequent flyer zipping blindly back through with more ballot bombs for the box, "WOW! Would you look at the 'HEADlights' on THAT GIRL!"

Leading us blindly into the top five is the ocularly-challenged frequent flyer turned weatherman for Melissa had the uncanny ability to tell just how cold it was outside by standing still outside and staring straight ahead. "HMMM--looks like 5 below...."

While YAG puts his finger on a conundrum, Cheryl always wondered why guys tended to ask her only Yes/No questions until she realized she almost never answered them verbally.

Five O'Clock Charlie...um, frequent flyer, swoops in for the final time and grabs the brass ring on his way to Harry's Hangar Hide-Out and drops his final ballot bomb, "This is NOT what I wanted when I told you I wanted a BREAST LIFT, Dr. Ramirez!"

Stealing the silver ring, and entitling himself to another portion of beets, is afe for (exasperated sigh) My eyes are DOWN HERE!

And, grabbing the gold with this Match Game-worthy diffinitive answer, is MJL with Shhh, we're hunting men!

The Incredulity Is Not Us awards go to...

Where do you find these pictures?
Posted by: Grim

Suddenly, mascara seems..... superfluous.
Posted by: Cass

Have you noticed that her left breast sags a bit more than the right?
Have you noticed that her left eye doesn't track with the right?

Posted by: frequent flyer

Well, that's it for this week, villains. Congrats to the winners, and thanks everyone for playing.
As per usual, a new pic will be up soon-ish.

Posted by DL Sly at September 29, 2014 09:59 PM

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