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September 22, 2014

Let The Judgement Begin - Two-Fisted Drinking School Daze Edition

Alright, y'all, I finally got to sit down and get the Judgement done. (And there was much rejoicing, I know.) So with a quick reminder of the first picture...


...it's time to take care of old business.

Kicking off the first top five is YAG with After so many humiliating defeats and the hands of James Bond, Jaws had such a difficult time finding high paying Henchmen jobs that his daughter had to rent out her forehead as a billboard.

In fourth place, frequent flyer drops out of the clouds to give us "After posting this 'selfie' on Facebook, Cynthia couldn't figure out why her social life took a sudden downturn..."

Grabbing the first brass ring is OBH (aka IGotBupkis) and "Wait? That was... LSD?"

Taking the silver of this first edition for what will shirley come to be yet another nom de snark is afe and Come join me in worshipping my unholy master, Satan, Lord Host of the Hoary Netherworld! I look forward to consuming your SOOOUULLLL! On Tuesdays, we get to chew gravel.

Which brings me to number one for number one and Don Brouhaha's And this week at the Tokio Hotel Dinner Theater, "The Shining" as performed by West Monkton Teenage Tumbling and Dance Team!

Very well done, villains. You guys really make it difficult to pick the winners every time. (I was going to say "week", but after these past couple of contests, figured I couldn't really say that right now. heh)
Now, on to the the bonus pic and the last of the old business...


YAG again kicks this one off with what seems suspiciously like a voice of experience, One should never threaten engineering students with "Oh yeah, what are you going to do about it?"

Grim, at number four, gives a little insight into the lesser-known rituals of military life, The platoon welcomes the new lieutenant.

OBH grabs the brass rings yet again with the frat perspective, Jason began to get really concerned when he realized this was only the "duck duck" part of his frat's "duck duck goose" hazing ritual.

Slipping the silver ring off the hook is htom for A group of well-prepared engineering students demonstrate the true power of duct tape to a doubting business administration student.

And, last but not least, frank Karl grabs the gold for this gem George, yes your duct tape bomb works, but we're not sure what it's good for.

Thanks again for a difficult contest to judge villains. Again, I apologize for my delinquency, and as a small form of penance, I offer a few more pictures from the Last Best Place...
(And with a special nod to htom. Enjoy.)

The Missions Mountains with the Jocko glacier on the center right.

The Mission Mountains this time from the National Bison Range
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Again, the Missions and Jocko glacier with a resident of the range...

This guy is just a baby, and I'm sitting in my Durango taking this picture straight on with him.

However, this one, taken at a *bit* of distance, was taller than my Durango, and he really didn't like it when we stopped to watch him and the herd around him.


So much so that he charged us. At which point, we decided it was time to move along. Hey, we on the Dark Side may be a little crazy, but we are not, I repeat not, fools. Which, as it turned out, was not such a bad time to leave afterall...


Thanks for your patience, villains. Of course, I realize and fully admit that a good portion of the silence was due to the apparent absence of a certain Red Sox-loving attorney who despises vowels (which makes me wonder what his legal briefs - no, not those - look like.) However, I'm sure he'll soon remedy that.
Congrats to the winners! Thanks for voluntarily submitting yourselves to my completely unpredictable snark and judgement playing.
As per usual, another pic will be up...soon-ish.

Posted by DL Sly at September 22, 2014 12:51 PM

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Nice bison.

Posted by: Grim at September 22, 2014 07:02 PM

They're tasty, too.

Posted by: DL Sly at September 23, 2014 08:56 AM

Posted by: Grim at September 23, 2014 09:00 AM

Bison jerky is a staple around these parts, as well as a standard offering at most restaurants -- especially at Fuddrucker's where you can not only get bison, but elk and ostrich meat for your burger. The bison was good, but having a personal taste for elk already, the elk was my favorite.

Posted by: DL Sly at September 23, 2014 12:04 PM

God's country. Thanks again, DL Sly.

Posted by: htom at September 23, 2014 02:13 PM

You're welcome, htom.

Posted by: DL Sly at September 23, 2014 04:33 PM