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October 09, 2014

Caption Contest

Alright, villains. Here is your next picture to snarkify.


Have at it.
And may the Farce be with you.

Posted by DL Sly at October 9, 2014 12:23 PM

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"It's like we've always said: 'Don't trust anyone over 300.'"

Posted by: Grim at October 9, 2014 01:11 PM

Hey, You!!! Get offa my lawn!

Posted by: Mick Jagger at October 9, 2014 01:12 PM

Comedy, tragedy and heroin, but mostly heroin.

Posted by: model_1066 at October 9, 2014 01:32 PM

I can't get no
walker traction!

Posted by: tweell at October 9, 2014 01:47 PM

Jumpin' Jack Flash
it's a gasp, gasp, gasp!

Posted by: spd rdr at October 9, 2014 01:49 PM

Start me up!

Crash cart to stage center, clear! Kerthump.

Start me up and never stop.

Posted by: Allen at October 9, 2014 02:23 PM

Hey, You!!! Get offa my lawn!

I'm afraid that one is just impossible to beat. I'm out.

Posted by: MikeD at October 9, 2014 02:43 PM

The attitude of the president and the fashion sense of the First Lady all-in-one

Posted by: Model_1066 at October 9, 2014 03:18 PM

Mick Jagger says:
After fifty years of non-stop touring and rock and roll I've learned a few things about what it takes to stay at the top of your game. Sure, it's important to watch your diet, get plenty of exercise, and know how to resuscitate your guitarist backstage before the big show. But sometimes a hectic touring schedule can interfere with your personal routine, and when the lights go down and there's 20 thousand fans screaming in anticipation, the last thing that you want to worry about is irregularity.

That's why whenever the Rolling Stones go on tour, we pack Dulcolax medicated laxative suppositories. Dulcolax provides fast, reliable relief from the occasional constipation and irregularity caused by too much gourmet food and over-prescribed prescription medications. Just one Dulcolax suppository and Jumpin' Jack Flash is a blast blast blast!

Take it from Mick: When you can't get no satisfaction, try Dulcolax medicated laxative suppositories and rock on!

Posted by: spd rdr at October 9, 2014 03:31 PM

Keith Richards says:
Oy...Frigginslumerinit' wot? Hasimselfrigginknighted, wot. Then wot, wot? Figginsupositaries wot. Wot? Figging (unintelligible), wot?

Take it from Keith: When you need to git yer ya-yas out, try Dulcolax medicated laxative suppositories and wot.

Posted by: spd rdr at October 9, 2014 03:52 PM

By the way, that's a 1959 Gibson ES-355 Mono Keith's swinging. Nice ax.

Posted by: spd rdr at October 9, 2014 05:26 PM

1959 was a good year for a lot of things :p

And in other news,

"Tiiiiii-i-iiiiiiiiiime ain't on their side"

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at October 10, 2014 09:26 AM

Mick may be showing his age, but Keith looks exactly like he did in his Twenties!

Posted by: Frequent flyer at October 10, 2014 12:25 PM

You! Yes, yellow shirt and Parrothead Fin on your head! You have to have a number to bid!

Posted by: htom at October 10, 2014 03:04 PM

♪ "Lucy in the ska-ay with diamonds."

Keith: "Right lick wrong song you senile drug slut BOOF"

Posted by: George Pal at October 11, 2014 11:20 AM

At their age, "Rocker" has a whole new meaning!"

Posted by: frequent flyer at October 13, 2014 10:19 AM

Zooming in on the table to Keith's left--the objects are a glass of Metamucil, a jar of canned prunes, a tube of Fixodent, and a box of Tucks.

Posted by: frequent flyer at October 13, 2014 10:23 AM

"Keith, big hooters, 14 G through J."

Posted by: MJL at October 14, 2014 01:31 AM

"Yo! Check out the sister rockin' the turnip!"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 15, 2014 05:15 PM

Now where did I put that ruler.....

spd? SPD??????

Posted by: Sister Mary Bag O'Metaphors at October 15, 2014 05:40 PM

Jagger and Richards: Proof that senility need not render you socially unproductive...

Posted by: OBloodyHell, 12033934th Wonder of the World at October 16, 2014 03:26 AM

"Yo Keith! Check out the sister rockin' the parsnip!"
"Turnip, Mick."
"Parsnip, Keith."
"No, Mick, turnip."
"All right then... Would you please parsnip me bloody amplifier!"

Posted by: spd rdr at October 16, 2014 06:13 PM