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October 03, 2014

This Surprised Us

The Washington Post weighted the style of facial hair, or lack thereof, of all active ballplayers on a scale of 0 to 8 — zero being clean shaven, eight being the grizzliest — then calculated the average hairiness of each team.

The results speak for themselves. It is good to be #1:


Posted by Cassandra at October 3, 2014 02:23 PM

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Some would say that the Yankees have no... GoNats, either, but that would be unnecessary.

Go Nats!

Posted by: spd rdr at October 3, 2014 03:23 PM

Ppppppphhhhhhhhtttttttthhhhhh :)

Y'all will be happy to know that I tried on several beards and concluded that facial hair did not enhance what little feminine pulchritude I have left.

Even the handlebar mustache failed me. I a disappointed.

Posted by: Cass at October 3, 2014 04:11 PM

Clearly, the Braves' problem is the weakness of their bench in bringing the beard.

Posted by: Grim at October 3, 2014 04:40 PM

Weren't you just saying that you though esports were silly?

Posted by: MikeD at October 6, 2014 10:51 AM

I'm pretty sure that if colleges start offering scholarships for beard-growing, that will rate it's own "clearly I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue..." post :)

Posted by: Cass at October 6, 2014 11:37 AM

Can't do it. Title IX violation. :)

Posted by: Grim at October 6, 2014 11:54 AM