December 03, 2012

Caption Contest Winners!

The winners of the "Oh Yeah, I *So* Went There" Caption Contest await your applause:

Snarkammando hits a single to First Base:

FFI:"Hohhmme, home of the duranged,
Where our private parts flap in the breeze.
And seldom is heard,
a clue bat's last word,
But the dog whistles blow in the trees."

TomG51 steals 2nd:

Whew. At least it wasn't a nativity scene on public property....
spd rounds Third base and heads for home:
The dangers of hiring cut-rate Chippendales to deliver your birthday greetings.


Honorable mention:

Yu-Ain Gonnano:

You mean I'm not having that dream where I've shown up to work naked?

And the winners of the MacArthur Park Caption Contest are...

[drum roll]

The indefatigable mr rdr:

"I stood in the rose garden and I told the American people and the world that we were going to find out exactly what happened, that this was an act of terror, and also said that we're going to hunt down whomever it was that left the cake out in the rain."
Sir Don of Brouhaha:
"Leaving the cake out in the rain is a false choice. As I have often said, you can't have your cake and the rain, too."

Yu-Ain Gonnano:

Barack Obama does not get wet. Water gets him instead. He *is* the most interesting President in the world.
Honorable mentions go to:

Grim:

"$400,000 a year salary, a million bucks in book and recording royalties, and I can't swing by Target to pick up a @#$@ umbrella."

Frodo:

I think you can get in a quick 9 before the heavy stuff comes down
Thanks to everyone who participated!


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November 28, 2012

"Oh Yeah, I *So* Went There" Caption Contest

Wethinks they need to work on their messaging. What say you?

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October 30, 2012

MacArthur Park Caption Contest

"....and I'll never have that recipe agaaaaaaaaaain!"

Update: replaced photo with the one I couldn't find earlier.

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Moving the Goalposts Caption Contest Winners

After much hype and several broken promises (how appropriate), the long awaited Moving the Goalposts Caption Contest winners are...

[drum roll]

1st place:
Grim: "Oh, look, a softball!"

2nd place:
George Pal: ...and then I saw this giant chalupa in the sky... it was singing... singing "blame it on the boss with ova"

3rd place:
spd rdr: "Of course you can't see it. It's a divine teleprompter!"

Since there were so many good entries, we decided to pick a few honorable mentions:

Fire Marshall Bill: Move that halon nozzle a little closer, these slacks aren't flame retardant ya know...

Yu-Ain Gonnano: Alright Economy, just fall down, I'll catch you!

htom: As God is my witness, I thought Obama would be able to balance the budget.


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October 09, 2012

File Under, "I Can *Too* Judge Caption Contests!"

As promised, the winners of The Shadow Knows Caption Contest:

First Prize goes to that International Man of Mystery, Don Brouhaha!

If the Media sees the President's shadow at the first debate, we get four more weeks of propaganda!

The Double Entendre award goes to Eric Hines for:

"A shadow of itself after these four years."

And lastly for not leastly, a stuffed marmoset by parcel post to Purple Raider:

John Hancock 1, Barack Obama, zero.
Nicely played, everyone :) And try not to faint from the shock of this unprecedented event.

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